13 Songs, 13 Doctors: "Prydonian Rhapsody" (Fourth Doctor) Parody of "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen

THIRTEEN SONGS, THIRTEEN DOCTORS. That's right. A full parody song for each of the Thirteen Doctors (and probably the War Doctor, too) - coming your way over the next few months, to celebrate the 55th Anniversary of Doctor Who. Oh, and by the way: there's only one rule, and that rule is that the original song has to have been released during that Doctor's era. This time around, it's the Fourth Doctor - and what better song to parody than... you know... this one? From the first year of Tom's seven-year reign, 1975, it's Queen's epic six-parter "The Seeds of..." er... rather, it's Queen's epic six-minute "Bohemian Rhapsody," but with more Zygons. Written by: Robin Bland (pseudonym for Andyrobot, aka Sycorax Rock) Based on: "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen, from A Night At The Opera (1975), written by Freddie Mercury. All clips (c) the BBC, with the exception of a couple GIFs I found. If they're yours, let me know and I'll credit you. Twitter: @Dystopiandy Contact me at: [email protected] or andyrobot.wixsite.com/homebase. Lyrics: Is this the Watcher? Is this the end of me? Caught in occlusion No escape from old entropy. Master’s on mic Says please attend carefullyyyyy… I’m just a Time Lord Walk in eternity But I’m falling off A telescope Gripping hard Don’t let go.. Moment’s been prepared for… Flashing back to old memorieeees… Let’s see. Robot…. A Giant one… It crushed this daffodil Harry is an imbecile… Nerva… everybody’s asleep in pods I believe my bubble wrap, and face the Wirrn Daleks… ooh ooh ooh… Do I have the right If I touch these wires to each other They’ll be gone… But come on… Should I really have the power… Eldrad… must live again Let’s find the Key To Ti-ime… With Romana and K-Niiiine…. Goodbye, Sarah Janey I’ve got to go Gotta fly to Gallifrey and face the truth Leela… ooh-ooh-ooh… Who’s this Andred guy? Sometimes I wish I’d never left home at all… (fast part) I see a stack of Mona Lisas in the wall Skaroth – Last…. Jagaroth Did you bribe Leonardo Dums and Vocs and Sandmines Do not throw your hands at me! Litefoot Jago! Litefoot Jago Gallileo – yes, it’s Binro. Good ol’ Binro on Ribos (We worship Krolll-oll-oll-oll…) I’m a Prydonian Just passed Academy She is Romana She had better grades than me My face is a God for the old Sevateem… Protons come, neutrons flow Morbius – oh no! Now Doctor OH How far back do you go? (Robert Holmes) This Krynoid Pod is gonna grow (In the snow) Callufrax – oh no! (what’s it for?) Sutekh and Davros (when I’m scared) I’m not making jokes No no no no no no no I say Romana, say Romana, let the lion people go! The universe is gonna be the death of meeee… Of meeee.. Of meeee…. So you think you can change the facts to fit your views… Let me tell you a secret, man, I never loooose Oh… baby… Please take a Jelly Baby Then turn and get out… Then turn and get right off this planet! Nothing really matters… only entropy… Tremas is the Master… Can’t hold on to this rope… AI-EEEEEE!!!!!! Moment’s been prepared for….