13 Songs, 13 Doctors: "Wild Wild Vest" - 7th Doctor (Escape Club parody)

Unlimited rice pudding, y'all. Twitter: @Dystopiandy andyrobot.wixsite.com/homebase all clips (c) the BBC, editing and lyrics and performance by me, original song is by Escape Club, to rock is allright saaay... LYRICS Forty seven Red Kangs, Yellow one’s a dead Kang Pex, Briers, Spriggs, Bruce, all under one roof Rani’s plans are in vain - holy crap a big brain Delta’s in the bedroom nourishing her baby She’s so green Billy don’t care Cuz love ain’t rational, Ray, no fair Just look at Kane, stone cold obsessed Hear he’s playin’ checkers Seven’s playin’ 4-D Chess 4-D Chess Nice vest. aimin’ for the eyepiece, handin’ out Omega Scramblin’ the Daleks with a wicked tape deck Forty seven killjoys proud of lookin’ glum It’s the Kandyman… Kandyman… Helen’s got a Fun Gun She’s so mean But we don’t care They hide their tears with their wild wild hair Dance in the streets if you’re depressed This is Candy Land but Seven’s playin’ 4-D Chess 4-D Chess Nice vest. Now put your kite in the air and watch out for the clowns Gods of Ragnarok Ragnarok stare from underground Turn to the left, turn to the right... Psychic Circus closes its doors tonight She goes mean In moonlight fair With werewolf nails and her wild wild hair Like Nemesis predicts distress Stuff your noughts and crosses Seven’s playin’ 4-D Chess Caretaker number three four five stroke twelve subsection three it’s me And back in time for teeeea! I’ll set a trap run circles ‘round Anybody who tries To conquer lesser races for unlimited rice Pudding been fighting evil since the dawn of time And here comes my assistant who rocks Nitro-9, say…. Blow it up… blow it up. if you’re confused check your records UNIT hell breaks loose when i saunter in Just-a like Morgaine, je suis le fay au fils du temps va etre Merlin Like Brigadier Bambera loves to say-a “oh shame” I’m always seven moves ahead of you in the game… Boom! So put your piece on the board and don’t give up on hope Evolution, ablution, it’s all in how we cope It’s the way to the zoo, the way to the light We’ll die like animals if that’s how we fight Beeb so mean Oh they don’t care Smelled the blood in the wild wild air Cancelled the show when at its best. Headin’ for the ‘90s, Seven’s playin’ 4-D Chess 4-D Chess In his wild wild vest His wild wild vest Wild vest