Doctor Who - "Jesus, The Survivor's Guilt" (Green Day parody) - 13 Songs, 13 Doctors

The legend returns. This here's a parody of "Jesus Of Suburbia" by Green Day about the War and Ninth Doctors. I figure I'd been slacking on the channel for a bit, and I owed you a nine-minute punk rock epic. It worked out really well. This might be the best thing I've ever made in any medium ever, so I'd appreciate it if you, ya know, spread it around out there a little. https://ko-fi.com/sycoraxrock Twitter: @Dystopiandy andyrobotmedia.com Discord: (nothing there right now)   / discord   lyrics: (PART 1: DOCTOR OF ARCADIA) I’m the one you can’t ignore The Doctor who was forged in war The bandelier Should have made it clear I’m not feeling myself dear Found a dreadful way to win Everybody died for my sins that day Back on Gallifrey But at least things came to a stalemate And the Sisterhood told me This is what I have to be Universe in anarchy Is no time to be me Grab my gun, No More I cried Hanging on a moment like Lifehouse did, did I count the kids The time moms and dads in the wake Ask the future what it says But I did not expect a fez Through the void, this is me annoyed That my future’s these little boys But it turned out I’m ok Didn’t blow up Gallifrey Not that I’ll remember - hey Could have saved some therapy… PART II: CITY OF THESE DAMNED PLASTIC DUDES (AND OTHER STORIES) At the center of London there’s a council estate With a plucky young girl who believes her fate Is folding blouses for liiiiife She ventured down the basement with the lottery fund Then some mannequins attacked her and a man said “run!” Just in the nick of tiiiime… Hey there, Mickey’s head Got myself a tube of anti-plastic Nestene dealt with in due course This blue box of mine Transcending time and space and accents Lots of planets have a north You met the last human up on Platform One Just a b**** lasagna judgin’ everyone You better watch your back They didn’t see much, but you probably heard The expansion of the sun means the end of the world And now we need a snack Visions of the dead Stroll round on the streets of old Cardiff It’s a Dickens of a scare Take that Big Ben Hittin’ almost hard as Jackie Tyler Number 10 sure needs repair… Slitheen in skin suits, you don’t Want to smell skin suit toots oh Using that poor pig was not fair Harriet Jones Flydale North She’s the MP, Flydale North Britain’s Gold Age, don’t we care? PART III: I DON'T CARE (About Daleks) I don’t care (ooh! ooh!) I don’t care… Ten million burnt Dalek ships Better hope my hand don’t slip Now there’s no one left for you to hate Guess we’d best exterminate Cuz I’ve fought the Dalek race From Utah to the depths of space Turns out the Dalek’s just like you And he’s the last survivor too Satellite of lies Jagrafess hangs out inside Adam thinks he’s keen Snap if you agree Oh don’t stare… (ooh! ooh!) Oh don’t stare… Jackie’s hair Jackie's Hair PART IV: DEARLY BELOVED (EPISODES BECAUSE FEELINGS) Dearly beloved, poor Pete Tyler’s gone But Rose decides it’s time with time to mess around Now only Pete can stop the invasion He’ll never give you up and he won’t let you down Weee’re no strangers to looooove… A Chula warship streaks out of the void Has anybody seen a thing fall from the sky? Are you my mummy? Asks the creepy kid Those nanites made him with a mask, at least they tried. Oooh… oooh…. PART V: TALES FROM ANOTHER BAD WOLF JOKE To enslave humanity Daleks used trash TV Could blow them all away Choose coward every day Cuz I could save time And end a billion krukkin’ lives So I sent Rose away She came back anyway Absorbed the energy Of time, came back to me And all time and space Got saved cuz we were suckin’ face And I… I’ve survived At least as many lives as nine But not this time I won’t be very long but Time Lords have this trick But I should say before I go Swappin’ this daft old face that you were fantastic And so was I so thank you [end] ROSE Fantastic… Fantastic… Oh, and so was I!