Ragging Noobs - Hormonal Crisis (Shamdeen DISS)

(Verse 1) We load up into Dust 2, just looking for some fun A casual Tuesday evening, just shooting with our guns We’re cracking jokes on Discord, just trying to relax But Shemdeen's sweating bullets and having panic attacks He’s drawing up the strats, he's calling out the plays Acting like we're on the stage and grinding for the praise We tell him "Bro, it's matchmaking, we're not playing for a prize" But he can't hear us over the sweat dripping in his eyes! (Chorus) He thinks we’re playing a Major, playing for the trophy slices! But he’s just having a major... major Hormonal Crisis! Shouting at the team, then he mutes the microphone Leaving us on B-site to hold it all alone! Don't take it to heart, don't ask him for advice He's just passing through a Hormonal Crisis! (Verse 2) "Rush into the Lower Tunnels!" he dictates the command "I'm gonna peek the Mid doors, exactly as I planned!" He steps out for a second, no flash, without a care And instantly gets one-tapped from a guy just standing there He un-mutes his mic to tell us we're to blame "Why didn't you guys trade me?! You threw the entire game!" It's definitely our fault he walked right into their crosshairs His emotional stability is falling down the stairs! (Chorus) He thinks we’re playing a Major, playing for the trophy slices! But he’s just having a major... major Hormonal Crisis! Shouting at the team, then he mutes the microphone Leaving us on B-site to hold it all alone! Don't take it to heart, don't ask him for advice He's just passing through a Hormonal Crisis! (Bridge) The match is finally over, we lose it 13-4 Shemdeen rage-quits the lobby, we hear him slam the door But ten minutes pass by, and my phone begins to ring A notification pops up with a little WhatsApp "ding" "Sorry for the yelling guys, I took it way too far" A crying face emoji from our tilted little star His hormones are regulated! The balance is restored! He remembered it's just Dust 2 and put away his sword! (Outro) Hormonal Crisis, Shemdeen's signature play One minute he thinks he's s1mple, the next he fades away We forgive you, buddy, we love you anyway But please stop pushing Lower Tunnels every single day! (Whispered) Regulate those hormones, Shemdeen... it's just a game... (Sound of the bomb being defused: "Counter-Terrorists Win")