Ragging Noobs - No Items For Me

Intro Yeah… KAEL in the mid lane, wallet looking empty, Courier on the map like, “please don’t tempt me.” Then boom—gone. So I guess… Hook They killed my courier, So I guess no items for me. No boots, no wand, no clarity, Just pain and poverty. They killed my courier, Now my build is history. My gold is crying quietly, So I guess no items for me. Verse 1 They ganked me on mid while my team was asleep, I pinged them five times, not a sound, not a peep. Support in the jungle, offlane counting trees, I’m getting folded under tower like “team, please.” Midlaner rotated, their support came too, Their carry showed up, like “what did I do?” I tried to escape, but they slowed me for free, So I guess there are no items for me. Hook They killed my courier, So I guess no items for me. No staff, no blink, no BKB, Just grey screen therapy. They killed my courier, Now I’m broke in misery. My inventory’s comedy, So I guess no items for me. Verse 2 I gank the lane, I arrive with a plan, Say “don’t worry boys, I’m the dangerous man.” I miss my spell, then I dive too deep, Now I’m face down while their carry farms creeps. My team says “why?” I say “space was created,” But the scoreboard says I’m severely outdated. I came for the kill, but the kill came for me, So I guess there are no items for me. Bridge No courier, no timing, no hope in my soul, My item progression is out of control. Enemy laughing, my team disagree, “KAEL, stop feeding,” but I’m farming PTSD. Verse 3 I go AFK just to farm up my lane, No wards on the map, but I do it again. I hit one creep, then I feel something wrong, Five shadows behind me singing my song. Stunned from the back, silenced in place, I see their whole team and accept my fate. No vision, no backup, no TP, So I guess there are no items for me. Final Hook They killed my courier, So I guess no items for me. No boots, no blink, no luxury, Just vibes and tragedy. They ganked me on mid, While my team was asleep. I gank and die, then I farm and die, This build is not meant to be. They killed my courier, Now the shop won’t set me free. KAEL with the empty inventory, So I guess… no items for me.