"Billy Hartnell's Cranky Time Lord Band" (a 1st Doctor Who/Beatles parody medley)

https://ko-fi.com/sycoraxrock 13 Songs, 13 Doctors concludes at the very beginning - big Bill Hartnell and his cranky Time Lord band. Yes, folks, it's a Beatles parody medley. There's a lot of Walrus, a bit of Rigby, a smidge of submarine, and a whole Paperback Writer thing about the Meddling Monk. Watching it will make you a better fan. It will make you cooler by proxy. William Hartnell will rise from the dead and attend your birthday party. For heaven's sake, I worked really hard on it and Youtube always buries my stuff anyway because it makes them literally no money, so if you - the person reading this - could actually watch it, and SHARE IT WITH YOUR FRIENDS, and TELL PEOPLE TO WATCH IT, I might actually be able to justify making more things like this. Ahem. Here are some nice lyrics. (opening: Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band) It was 60 years ago today Lady Lambert got the show to play And I know it's had its ups and downs But there's reasons why it's still around So may I introduce to you The man who kicked it off in style... William Hartnell's Cranky Time Lord Band... (I Am The Walrus) I am Who and Who are You and where is Sue and take your business elsewhere See how I flick this real specific switch see now we fly Not lyin' Prehistoric caveman fire from the cave of skulls Superstitious witches Never been a hero Funny thing is Fear it makes companions of us all IM not Foreman We're on a tour, man I am the Doctor, hmm? Doctor Who? Static city, Thals are pretty, Polycarbon mutants run the show See how they talk in adenoidal squawks See how we rise I'm dyin'... Me and Marco Polo... in the court of Kublai Khan Sacrifical Aztecs, 'nachronistic priestess Open up the door mid-flight and now we're very small I'm the original (you might saaaay) I am the first one (sort of) I am the Doctor - hmm what's that who? Post-apocalyptic London where a love can bloom One day I'll come back, I really will, until then have a pleasant time. Bye Susan Foreman More is in store, man I am the Doctor, hmm Doctor Who? (Eleanor Rigby) Bennett and Vicki trapped on a planet where no hope for rescue is clear no one comes near 'cept for Koquillion. He's a big monster who threatens them never to leave Would you believe? They are the same person And Barbara shot your dog (Tomorrow Never Knows) Relax into the vibe of ancient Rome such a hot party... fires are starting And float like the Menoptera do at home flitting smartly... over Zaaarbii... The warriors with crosses in their eyes they are crusaaading... they are crusaaading So run before the Dalek fleet arrives Evil is scheeeming... Ian is leaving... Barbara is leaving... someday we're memeing "London 1965!" (Eleanor Rigby again) Steven the pilot stuck on a planet of hostile geodesic domes Heck of a home Hifi the panda is his only friend and the only thing helping him deal He's not even real (paperback writer) Excuse me mister where did you get that? It's the year 1066 and all that you're gear and fab, but cannot yet fab gears so who brought the watch? well i doubt it was a Normandic setttler it's the time meddler... It's the time of legends, and if we're on course, gonna see a few guys about a horse Vicki's fallen for a boy from Troy she should read a play and that play should be Troilus and Cressida May the gods bless yaaa... It's the Myth Maaaakers... iitt's the myth maaakers... (Yellow Submarine) Sara Kingdom kept the peace Katarina never saw the like in Greece As companions, they're unmatched but you shouldn't get too attached They won't live through the Dalek's Masterplan the Dalek's Masterplan the Dalek's Masterplan (I Am The Walrus again) Some caucasian dude with Asian clothes made me play Towers of Hanoi See how they clown, take Billy Bunter down, I'm just a hand... I'm dying... Where's the nearest dentist? Let's check the OK corral. Steven's going savage, WOTAN in the tower, Please to meet you, Polly, Ben, won't see this face for long I'm the original (you might saaaay) I am the first one (sort of) I am the Doctor - hmm what's that who? hmm what's that who? quite right... Everybody loves one... everybody loves one... Everybody keep warm... everybody keep warm... Everybody keep warm... everybody keep warm... original music: the beatles original lyrics, production, video editing: entirely me. one guy named andy hicks, aka sycorax rock. [email protected]. andyrobotmedia.com. all clips (c) BBC