Every Touring Musician Knows This Hotel Breakfast Pain | Ode To The Hampton Inn

The People of the Gristle Night have spoken. And the Gristlemaster has answered. At a recent live engagement, a brave soul from the audience issued a sacred request: write a song, on the spot, about Hampton Inn breakfast. Powdered eggs. Mystery meat. The ancient and unknowable gray thing that lurks beside the waffle iron at 7am. Most would cower. Most would deflect. Most would pretend they didn't hear. The Gristlemaster is not most. What emerged was a ballad of the road. A hymn for the touring musician. A testament to the quiet suffering endured in the name of the Gristle. Delivered with great aplomb, zero hesitation, and the full weight of decades on the highway. If you have ever stared into a hotel buffet and felt it staring back, this one is for you. We ride. 🎸 Greg Koch Official Site: https://www.gregkoch.com 🔥 Join the Gristle Vault (free guitar lessons + more): https://www.gregkoch.com/vault.html ⚡ Support Greg on Patreon:   / gregkochmusic   #GregKoch #Guitar #Guitarist #ImprovisedSong #AudienceRequest #TouringMusician #FunnyGuitar #LiveMusic #HamptonInn #GuitarComedy #BluesGuitar #GristleMaster #RoadLife #GuitarPlayer #MusicHumor