Gas Lads - Zero Percent | A Rocking Rant Against Unreasonable Tip Requests

“Zero Percent” by Gas Lads is an Irish pub-folk comedy song about the rise of tipping culture, awkward card-machine tip screens, self-service coffee machines asking for extra money, and the proud art of selecting 0% without shame. Gas Lads are back with another rant for the modern age — this time taking aim at being asked to tip when you made the coffee yourself, picked up the cup yourself, paid for it yourself, and somehow still got emotionally blackmailed by a payment terminal. With rowdy singalong energy, Irish humour, and a chorus built for anyone who has ever pressed “No Tip” while making firm eye contact with the machine, “Zero Percent” is a cost-of-living pub anthem for the card-tap generation. Released by The Uncanny Record Company. Rights & Copyright Notice: © 2026 The Uncanny Record Company. Song, cover artwork, video edit, fictional artist identities, and label branding were created for The Uncanny Record Company. This work is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or connected to any real artist, record label, publisher, estate, brand, or rights holder. This is an original fictional/parody music project and does not use any official recording, official artwork, or official branding from any third party.