Gas Lads - Come Out Ye Blaggards With Fake Tans

“Come Out Ye Blaggards With Fake Tans” by Gas Lads is a rowdy Irish pub-folk comedy song calling out the nation’s most overconfident fake-tan offenders. From orange palms and patchy ankles to suspicious “natural glows,” stained collars, ruined bedsheets, and the classic face-three-shades-darker-than-the-neck disaster, Gas Lads turn fake-tan mishaps into a mock rebel-song singalong. No judgement on a decent glow - this one is aimed at the blaggards who take it too far. © 2026 The Uncanny Record Company.