Winning Humorous Speech at the Toastmasters Regional Online Competition - Edward Deskur

This is the official recording of the winning speech at the Toastmasters Polish Area A4 regional competition for Humorous Speeches in the English language 24.10.2020. The competition was conducted live and entirely on Zoom. The title of the speech is "What do you do professionally?" Disclaimer #1: Any presumed reference to actual individual persons, living or dead, is unintentional and purely coincidental. Disclaimer #2: Any claim to factual accuracy, is unintentional and purely coincidental. This is an attempt at being funny, getting some laughs, and winning the competition. Disclaimer #3: Any insightful observation as to the reality of the classical music world that might turn out to be highly accurate, is, well, maybe intentional and but probably coincidental.