Super Smash Bros. for Wii U - Classic Mode - Captain Falcon (9.0 Intensity)

Read description first "I cannot believe I finally get to meet the memetic sensation known as Captain Falcon!" Palutena said excitedly, which Chris couldn't really tell if she was serious or not. Either way, Captain Falcon was buying it given his grin. "You have dethroned squeaky Fox's high score to boot! Would you Falcon Punch Chris? I'll hold him into place." "Do that and I'll set my Lucario loose on Skyworld," warned Chris. "Why don't I show you my ride?" Captain Falcon suggested. "Ever wanted to feel the air at over one-thousand MPH?" "Ooh, I'm convinced. Not even my super speed is that fast. Let's go!" Palutena said as they both started walking away. "Say, would you mind turning into a god? I can totally set you up to be the God of Speed." "Sweet!" A bewildered Chris didn't know if Captain Falcon was being set up for a horrible joke or Palutena was truly meaning what she said. The world was somewhat prepared to have Captain Falcon as a god, however. For some reason, soon enough, Pit found himself fighting the Falcon Forces trying to force every human in his world to wear Captain Falcon's suit and recite some strange biblical songs about showing others their moves. Dark Pit was somehow a commander of the Falcon Forces. "Hey! He was part of my team!" Viridi complained. "All the hate mail I got ever since you said I was with your team convinced me to ditch you for this team instead," Dark Pit growled, showing that he was wearing Captain Falcon's suit. "I don't approve of this stupid clothing choice, but the hate mail has stopped for good." "You poor, poor mirrored soul..." Palutena said, earning a grunting sound. Key Notes: He utterly sucked in Brawl, until the devs were kind enough to give him back his deadliness. That being said, his Side B is a very nice KO move...but just don't use his aerial knee on Master Core. The electric lag AND the landing lag will not be good at higher difficulties when the thing strikes very fast. Watch, enjoy, and comment, everyone.