Super Smash Bros. for Wii U - Classic Mode - Corrin (9.0 Intensity)

Read description first "Congratulations on your victory, barefooted human(?)," Palutena congratulated the barefooted human(?). "I wasn't expecting to fight such abominations at the end of this unfair gauntlet of opponents," Corrin noted. "It's only fair because you're a freak yourself." Corrin gasped. "Palutena!" Chris scolded. "What? Everyone here is a freak. We're basically one huge freak show + a goddess," the goddess said. "You're not even normal anymore, Chris, with that Job System of yours. And before you say something, it's basically magic added to a real human." "...Oh my god, you're kind of right on that," Chris said. "...Except don't exclude yourself!" "Hey, I'm a more plausible example. Because goddess," she said with a smile. "No, not really," Corrin said. "If anything, a goddess walking among earthlings would be considered a little too weird on itself." "Says the guy walking barefooted," she retorted. "...Is that really your best counterargument to this?" "I believe you won the discussion," Chris told Corrin. "She ended up cementing our status as a big freak show with her included." Palutena crossed her arms and looked away in disgust. "You guys are lucky I'm a very merciful goddess," she said. "You wouldn't even try to kill anybody here if it meant it would reduce the amount of fun all of us give you," Chris said bored. "True," she said with a giggle, earning an exasperated sigh. Corrin covered his face with one hand. "What kind of fourth option have I chosen? I shouldn't have taken this as a means to escape from my horrible family feuds..." he muttered. Chris overheard and turned to look at him. "What?" he said. "N-nothing..." Corrin said embarrassed. Key Notes: Corrin is your lance character with a chainsaw sword. His counter is utterly broken in this mode as many swarm around you, though I wouldn't use it that much against the bosses. Watch, enjoy, and comment, everyone.