Sardine Seduction | Canned Fish Files Ep. 105

Tinned Fish Date Night. I'm not on TikTok, so I don't find out about these things until the 21st century's sad, dying journalism model desperately turns to unpaid interns to create lifestyle features for CNBC or wherever that are churned by countless algorithms until they reach the seat of my toilet, via the "Google News" app. But I'm happy to see that young people are giving fish a try. Perhaps with some inspection we can find out what makes any given fish in a can perfect for pre-coital consumption. That's right. This isn't just a video for tinned fish date night, it's a video for, in my case, is almost usually a tined fish THIRD date night. So get cleaned up and buy some fancy crackers, the seduction begins now! On test: Espinaler Premium Sardines in Olive Oil 20/25 Island Creek Scallops in Vieira Sauce José Gourmet Fried Mussels in Marinade Güeyu Mar Pulpo a la Brasa La Brújula Sea Urchin Roes in Brine No.91 Btw, you can get this stuff at rainbowtomatoesgarden.com, except for the Island Creek, which you can buy direct from them. JOIN MY FUN PATREON:   / matthewcarlson   ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ #sardines #cannedfishfiles #tinnedfishdatenight