The Lord Sends His Bravest Soldiers

When a stressed church administrator delivers what appears to be the worst clerical error in missionary history, two enthusiastic senior missionaries accept their "divine calling" with unwavering faith and absolutely no sense of self-preservation. Convinced that the Lord has chosen them to open the Iran Tehran Mission, Elder Stevens and Elder Briggs prepare for eighteen months of covert proselytizing armed with Velcro shoes, scripture mastery, and a dangerous amount of optimism. As President Miller desperately reframes an obvious catastrophe as a prophetic mandate, the elderly duo mistakes black-ops survival tactics for inspired missionary training. Can faith, confusion, and bulk prescriptions overcome international diplomacy? Probably not. "The Lord Sends His Bravest Soldiers" is a dark, absurd comedy about bureaucracy, unquestioning enthusiasm, and two retirees who are far too excited for what may be the most ill-advised mission call ever issued. No matter where the Lord calls you... always read the fine print.