Low Down Dirt On Love After Lockup. #loveafterlockupfullepisode

Look… somebody call a family meeting, call the FBI, call anybody, because these couples are currently outside operating on levels of pure, unadulterated, certified DOWN-BAD activities! 🚨 Grab your snacks, sit down, and let’s get into the forensic data, luvs. Because this ghetto soap opera is ghetto-ing on a whole different level today! ☕️ Drop your thoughts in the comments! Here is the breakdown of the absolute foolishness unfolding right before our eyes: GG & Moo Moo: Moo Moo had the nerve, the audacity, and the gumption to call the intimacy a "waterpark," but GG brought him right back down to earth and called him a two-second man! Not two minutes, luvs. Two. Seconds. Plus, his whole family is working overtime as unpaid extras doing shoe swaps in the prison parking lot because he forgot his official DOJ sneakers?! The circus has a full staff! 🎪 Keirston & Brady: Five long years of radio silence by choice while he was sitting in the pokey, but now that he’s outside he wants a Father of the Year trophy? Please! The math is not mathing, sweetie. And honey, the halfway house highway hurl?! Brady got so stressed out about losing his freedom that he was puking up chunks of post-prison fast food and regret on the side of the road! 🤮 Coco & Cyrus: Coco is out here collecting felons like Pokémon cards and running a free Uber service exclusively for the Department of Corrections! She went and got the man's initials tatted on her skin before even checking the dental department… and honey, she got catfished to the highest degree! Frizzy cornrows and a whole missing tooth! 🐠🦷 Kayleigh & Michael: Mike has been out of the pen for a total of five minutes and he's already acting like the Head of Protocol at the White House, issuing evictions to Kayleigh's mama at the dinner table. Then enters Mike's mom—the Temu version of Ramona Singer in pigtails! A budget, clearance-rack, under-funded Real Housewife strutting past the dumpsters! 🛒 Karrington & Zay: She is managing a whole corporate portfolio of peen and pensions—juggling Hinge, a man named London, and trying to intercept 67-year-old Billy’s monthly Social Security check! Now she wants to buy a $300 prison record expungement bundle from a random parking-lot hacker? Delusion ten toes down, chile! 💳 ✨ If you let a halfway-house man banish your entire biological family from dinner while you eat breadsticks with a knock-off Bravolebrity… or if you are trying to buy a government record delete button for $300 cash while financing your lifestyle with a senior citizen's retirement fund… sweetie, you don't need a boyfriend. You need a life coach, an audit, and an exorcism! Yes, the mess is ratched! Up to the minute commentary on this ratchet mess otherwise known as Love After Lockup. Reaction and breakdown of the episode. If you like what you hear, don't forget to subscribe and hit the bell to hear me go in on these shows in upcoming videos. Don't forget to leave a comment. Let me know what you think. And be sure to make the Tracie Trendy Show your first stop for reality TV entertainment news here on YouTube today! [email protected] Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed in this video and on the TracieTrendyshow Youtube Channel do not necessarily reflect the opinion of Tracie Trendy and TracieTrendyshow Youtube Channel. All topics are for entertainment purposes only! comedy satire TV-MA Viewer discretion is advised. All commentary is Alleged. Most of the views expressed on this channel are either/all alleged, opinions and for the purposes of entertainment, education, and research under Fair use, which allows limited use of copyrighted material without permission from the copyright holder for purposes such as criticism, parody, news reporting, research and scholarship, and teaching. Allegations from sources, expect for factual information, may not and do not reflect the opinions of Tracie Trendy Show.