ApologetiX You've Got a Text
You’ve Got a Text Parody of "You’ve Got a Friend" by James Taylor ((Joel 2:32, Acts 2:21, Romans 10:13, Revelation 3:20)) When your debts have doubled And you need a cell phone plan Where nothing will cost you a roaming price Hold the line – I think you need -- Acts 2, verse 21 So listen up – Peter gives smart advice You just call on the name Of the Lord, who is the I Am He'll come right in – oh, yeah, baby -- and free you from sin If you slip, stumble, or fall All you got to do is call And you'll see there, yeah, yeah, yeah -- you've got a text If there's scars upon you And your heart is full of doubts And you don't -- know where to begin to go Seek your heav'nly Savior and call Christ's name out loud, now You'll find He's knockin' upon your door You just call on that name And you know -- who is the I Am Look up Romans – go get that mail -- and read chapter 10 10:13 sums up it all, yeah Now you've got the news from Paul And you'll see there, yeah, yeah, yeah Hey, ain't it good to know that you've got a text Which Peter received from Joel Refer to Joel 2:32 Well, He'll save your soul if you'll let Him Oh, yeah, now so won't you let Him? You just call on Christ's name (on Christ's name) And for whosoever does that He'll come right in To free you from sin Oh, baby, don't you know now Check with Saint Peter or Paul They know all you got to do is call-all The Lord'll be there, yes, He will, yo -- you've got a text You've got a text, yeah Ain't it good to know you've got a text Ain't it good to know you've got a text Oh, yeah, yeah -- you've got a text Romans 10:13 for, "Everyone who calls on the name of the Lord will be saved."

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