[Gittin Gud] Riverfolk Company Advanced Guide for Root

Are you looking to enlarge your portfolio? Is your short share getting blue-chipped? Tired of having attractive single businesses in your area tease you about your small market cap? Well say goodbye to pumping and dumping your low-hanging fruit, thanks to THE RIVERFOLK COMPANY! Presented as part of Root: A woodland game of might and right by none other than LEDER GAMES! These Otters have maximum bandwith to drill down into your spread and synergize your position until you give 110%! So don't get your action item stuck coming down the pipe, contact THE RIVERFOLK COMPANY today! CHAPTERS ========= 0:00 - It's topical, and lemon-scented 1:36 - Don't Google that. 3:56 - A valuable resource, like Asbestos 4:46 - A hostile takeover of your eardrums 6:46 - More like BADSET, am I right? 7:38 - We accept cash, card, and personnel 8:51 - Blackwotter 11:01 - Feline Financials 12:01 - How to make friends and gaslight people 14:04 - Finally, the start of the video 15:54 - Crashing the card economy 17:05 - I label all my boxes this way 19:56 - Work? In THIS economy?! 11:18 - No wage, only spend 23:38 - My stock portfolio is also cursed 25:13 - Quittin' time 27:04 - ...And I will never forgive them for it 29:46 - This could have been a saucy e-mail SCRIPT ASSISTANCE ========= Jermcurry Francis JC_ pikmin @elivaras Tampy Charoscu Lucat27 @GuerricSamplesGames LoveShard Noisemaker t1mothy VISUALS (Not Exhaustive) ========= "Give yourself the Green light" by General Motors Corp. (1954) Sourced from    / @usautoindustry   Seiyria's excellent Root resource: https://root.seiyria.com/ https://www.pexels.com/, for the stock footage @gyarugarou for saving me from making my own zany old tier list @NaturalHabitatShorts for the hilarious otter animation    / @naturalhabitatshorts   TrainFan119 for the Vietnam flashback footage    • Vietnam flashbacks sound effect 1 with vis...   MUSIC ========= Nintendo --- Windy - Conker's Bad Fur Day Dire Dire Docks (in water) - Super Mario 64 Ocean theme - Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker FE: Path of Radiance - Power Hungry Fool Harvest Moon 64 - Spring Skies of Arcadia - Great Silver Temple Skies of Arcadia - Gag Super Mario Sunshine - Isle Delfino wii shop channel (osrsbeatz remix) Ocarina of Time - Ganondorf Battle Donkey Kong Country - Aquatic Ambiance Banjo-Kazooie - Mumbo's Skull Animal Crossing New Horizons - Nook's Cranny - We'll Be Closing Doors in 10 Minutes! Kevin MacLeod --- "Call to Adventure" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/b... #rootboardgame #boardgames #strategy #gittingud