[Gittin Gud] Keepers in Iron Advanced Guide for Root

I like Josh, I swear. From the moment I understood the weakness of my faction, it badgered me. I craved the strength and wild variability of the Keepers in Iron, a faction in the Root: A woodland game of might and right by Leder games. Notoriously complicated. Onerously elaborate. Adverbly adjective. Truly, no other strategy guide could be so compelling. CHAPTERS ========= 0:00 - The reason Josh never returns my calls 1:31 - That potent aftertaste 4:07 - You can't prove Frank Herbert wasn't a furry 5:35 - The conflicting mandates of heaven 10:29 - CHAPTER-READING TRYHARDS START HERE 12:32 - As seen in all the comments below 15:24 - Anthropomorphic animals in bondage 21:23 - Yes, I'm serious. 21:36 - Speed-dating under Saladin 23:56 - Tarot reading for Papyrophiles 26:10 - Horn-tooting furiously in public CREDITS ========= SCRIPTING Coyote, TrippinGrannys, Francis, Jaffles, Luke Bridwell [MarcusTheCat and JermCurry's BGG guide](https://boardgamegeek.com/thread/2837...) [Luke Bridwell's Badger Guide on MakeCraftGame](https://makecraftgame.com/2022/03/25/...) [Nitrorev's Badger guide](   • Keepers in Iron - Strategy Guide - Root  ) and [Reddit comment](  / badgers_strategy_discussion  ) AUDIO Joshua Yearsley clip from [Woodland war machine Episode 70](https://woodlandwarmachine.podbean.co...) Pixabay, for numerous sound effects VISUALS Original Monty python cutouts from [Holly Gilliam's Blog](https://hollydgilliam.blogspot.com/se...) Arbiter 3d model from Direwolf Digital The "Badge" clip is from Top Gear's Rebenton episode Victory Points image from [Prozd](   • ameritrash vs euro games  ) MUSIC ========= Intro song "Fabulous Iron" commissioned from [Sylvester Matias](https://matiassylvester.com/), AKA Tomate. National anthem of the USSR. I don't know the source. "Too Sexy" by Sascha Ende, originally from Filmmusic.io "Arms of the angels" recorder cover by [CreamyGoodness](   • In the Arms of a Recorder (Emotional In th...  ), original by Sarah Maclaughlin "Gymnopedie No. 1" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/b... NINTENDO Isle Delfino - Super mario sunshine Arcana Code - Fire Emblem: Three Houses Getting changed - Miitopia Dungeon Cave - Skies of Arcadia Gag - Skies of Arcadia Sixty-four, 0² Battle - The sounds of Kirby Cafe Mumbo's Skull - Banjo Kazooie Great Fox and Pause Screen - Star fox Adventures #rootboardgame #boardgames #strategy #gittingud #Nevakanezah