何故アメリカ人はピザを野菜と言い張るのか？

Pizza is a vegetable. This topic reminded me of the zero-calorie theory advocated by Sandwichman. Donuts have holes, so they're zero calories. Heating them makes calories disappear, and white foods have no calories. These kinds of absurd theories have an indescribable absurdity, and I was a little envious of how they gathered smiles with laughter that hurt no one. In contrast, Americans insist with a smile that pizza is a vegetable. Sandwiches have vegetables in them, hamburgers have vegetables in them, Therefore, they're healthy. As someone who's been diagnosed with fatty liver despite being at a healthy weight, let me say this: How lucky to have the talent to gain weight and be able to eat delicious food until you die!! I want to join the Burger King all-you-can-eat!!! There's a Burger King right in front of me!! I'm hungry!! I'm hungry!! Incidentally, I'm a Domino's Pizza fan. The milkshake is delicious. (1 loss) -------------------------------------------------- I made a plushie with an incredibly high level of accuracy. It's essentially made-to-order until July 16th (Thu) 23:59. https://camp-fire.jp/projects/954014 Membership is now open.    / @asshukuzatsugaku   I post material distributions and member-only videos. LINE Stickers A new crappy sticker has been created. https://line.me/S/sticker/32981881 -------------------------------------------------- Personally recommended videos: [The Mystery of America]    • 【割合0.9％】南米起源の哺乳類が北米に進出できなかった理由   [I Can't Get any Smarter]    • 脳を軽量化したキツツキ、もう考えられない   [I worked really hard researching and making this, but it has the lowest number of views ever, it makes me want to cry] https://youtu.be /D0qbW_IShIQ Compilation [Includes Participatory Experiments]    • 【驚愕】夜も更ける、衝撃的な叡智と実験【総集編】   [I Cried at the Last Story]    • 【衝撃】寝て聴ける、面白過ぎる生物の話【総集編】   [Casual Talk] Behind the Scenes of Crowdfunding    • 【雑談】『チャンネルに住む謎生物』を捕獲しました   Useless Knowledge You Can't Use Tomorrow, Just for You This is a Compressed Trivia Channel This channel aims to create videos that cram somewhat useless knowledge into short clips. Due to the creator's circumstances, updates will be irregular. However, we will create videos that feel somewhat useful, so please support us if you like. +++++++++++++++++++ Supplement to this article Why did America succumb to lobbying? A country is not made up of one wise decision-maker who chooses the best course of action for the future, but rather of many members of Congress and the President, each with different interests and terms of office. Therefore, even if there was a clearly correct opinion, such as raising the vegetable classification standard for tomato paste, a decision could not be made due to various reasons. ① The time-based issue for Congressmen First, the explosion of security costs and healthcare expenses caused by childhood obesity is a problem 10 or 20 years from now. On the other hand, the term of office for a House of Representatives is two years. Even if they pushed through the opposition and raised the standard for tomato paste, what will be questioned in the next election is not military strength 20 years from now, but whether they have brought jobs and benefits to the region now. If there is a frozen pizza factory or a potato farm in their constituency, those jobs and votes are immediate concerns. The cost of obesity 20 years from now is abstract and won't bring any personal credit. Incidentally, it won't even be a negative point for the politician. This means that, from the perspective of a single politician, it's more advantageous not to do anything. Sad, isn't it? ② "Concentrated Benefits" vs. "Diffused Benefits" If reforms are implemented, the frozen pizza industry and potato-producing states will lose money. This loss, as shown in the video, shakes up a $3 billion market just for pizza. On the other hand, even if the reforms are successful, the benefits generated by tens of thousands of children who will become healthier in the future are spread thinly and widely. Children don't donate money, and they don't vote. Incidentally, no parents are going to storm a politician's office for their child's school lunch. As a result, the few who lose have loud, organized voices, while the majority who benefit remain silent. This is why politicians only hear the former. ③ The Potato State Wall In the US Senate, each state has two seats, regardless of population. For senators from states like Idaho, a major potato-producing region, potato restrictions are a direct attack on their local industry. For many senators, protecting their local industry is part of their job. So, they weren't playing the villains or anything like that. They were simply protecting their local area as voters. At least, that's the official stance. Because of this weakness in democracy, pizza remains a vegetable in school lunches. How sad. Incidentally, while this article focused on tomato paste, chopped pickles a...