What Did You Learn in School Today?

What Did You Learn in School Today Parody of Tom’s original song New lyrics, Tom Paxton & Cathy Fink 12/10/25 What did you did you learn in school today Dear little child of mine What did you did you learn in school today Dear little child of mine I learned that girls are sometimes boys And boys sometimes like girlish toys But I don’t care where anyone pees As long as they don’t pee on me That’s what I learned in school today That’s what I learned in school What did you did you learn in school today Dear little child of mine I learned the president’s health is peak He’s getting lots of daytime sleep Even when he meets with staff I saw it in a photograph That’s what I learned in school today That’s what I learned in school What did you did you learn in school today Dear little child of mine I learned that presidents can be rude And have a nasty attitude When fat little piggy’s fail to see They’re in the presence of royalty That’s what I learned in school today That’s what I learned in school What did you did you learn in school today Dear little child of mine I learned that important people lie Even when other people die The glory and the money goes To people in the nicest clothes I learned about democracy And how it doesn’t apply to me How “We the people” isn’t real I stand in line for my next meal Forget about the ACA We’re living in our car today That’s what I learned in school today That’s what I learned in school