What if AI made a Medic Song? (Team Fortress 2)

Übermensch Strikes Again - Medic Song (Team Fortress 2) 🔫 More TF2 Songs    • Team Fortress 2   [Verse 1] White coat pressed, not very clean Stuttgart hands, sharp routine Front-line work, low from fire Medi Gun sings; wounds climb higher Full health swells beyond ze line One-fifty makes it fine Fresh cuts drag ze healing flow Pulled-back patients mend and go [Pre-Chorus] Eins, zwei, drei, count ze pack Body bags short in ze back Healing pays in thinner ways Hurting gives me better days [Chorus] Ready to charge, don’t blink Eight seconds on ze brink Patch you up, send you through Hurt zem first; ze beam comes too Raus, raus, make zem quit Invuln blocks every hit Schnell, schnell, move through pain Übermensch strikes again [Post-Chorus] Ready to charge Ready to mend Ready to hurt Ready to end Dummkopfs run Schweinehunds flee Danke, Kamerad Work near me [Verse 2] Syringe shots crawl, weak and late Bonesaw range invites bad fate Poor firepower, poor in fight Needs teammates guarding right Can’t self-heal with standard beam Passive health comes back upstream Three each second starts ze climb Six each second, given time [Pre-Chorus] Eins, zwei, drei, count ze pack Body bags short in ze back Heal hurt teammates; numbers bend Double regen helps me mend [Chorus] Ready to charge, don’t blink Eight seconds on ze brink Patch you up, send you through Hurt zem first; ze beam comes too Raus, raus, make zem quit Invuln blocks every hit Schnell, schnell, move through pain Übermensch strikes again [Interlude] Tick, tick Ze meter climbs Click, click No wasted time Crack, crack Ze charge turns hot Go, go Take ze shot [Bridge] Kritzkrieg makes each shot crit Quick-Fix floods health quick No knockback, no airblast shove Keep zem moving, keep zem rough Pick bullet, blast, or burning type Vaccinator locks it tight Amputator lifts my mend Blutsauger cuts that trend [Chorus] Ready to charge, don’t blink Eight seconds on ze brink Patch you up, send you through Hurt zem first; ze beam comes too Raus, raus, make zem quit Invuln blocks every hit Schnell, schnell, move through pain Übermensch strikes again Ready to charge, don’t crack Body bags still short in back Second opinion? Still ugly My skill gets wasted on this team [Outro] Can you feel ze Schadenfreude? Ze healing brings thin joy Doctor-assisted homicide Auf Wiedersehen—step aside #tf2 #teamfortress2