What if AI made a Bag Piggies Song? (Angry Birds)

Launch That Junk - Bag Piggies Song [Verse 1] Wood, wheel, grease on snout Bent-up cart, bad math finds route Glass found eggs on a far-off track Fan hit once, so we patched it back Board bites mud, bolts bite too One loose peg and the roof shot through Say it won’t fly? Watch that Crash means data; we planned that [Pre-Chorus] Count it down, light the spark Wheels bite dirt, then miss their mark Umbrellas up, motors cry Bad news next: we’re in the sky [Chorus] Rig it, wing it — make it roll Patch it, smash it — pay the toll Egg up front, panic in back Crash don’t count on the broken track Build it, break it — bolt it tight Launch that junk into the night Map gets ripped, motors crack We don’t quit; we drag it back [Verse 2] TNT box held a crooked plan Spark bit deep, then the pieces ran White egg prize in morning light Stone got paint, fooled us right Cake went down in a sugar slide Piece by piece, we made it wide Trick-or-treat, then the nightmare beat Zombie steps chased muddy feet [Pre-Chorus] Count it down, light the spark Wheels bite dirt, then miss their mark Balloons go up, motors cry Bad news next: we’re in the sky [Chorus] Rig it, wing it — make it roll Patch it, smash it — pay the toll Egg up front, panic in back Crash don’t count on the broken track Build it, break it — bolt it tight Launch that junk into the night Map gets ripped, motors crack We don’t quit; we drag it back [Bridge] Golden pig, far-off prize Cart takes hits; mud still flies Wood gets split, wheels complain Bolt it up, then wreck again [Final Chorus] Rig it, wing it — make it roll Patch it, smash it — pay the toll Egg up front, panic in back Crash don’t count on the broken track Build it, break it — bolt it tight Launch that junk into the night Map gets ripped, motors crack We don’t quit; we drag it back Umbrellas high, engines bite No brakes found, but the aim stays right One more hill, one more crack We don’t quit; we drag it back #angrybirds #badpiggies