No Girls Allowed — Imperial Guard C.H.U.D Field Manual | Warhammer 40K Inspired Music

Tomorrow, the Regiment of C.H.U.D. marches against the servants of Slaanesh. Before they enter battle, Commissar Chad Thunderjaw must prepare his brave men for the most dangerous weapon the enemy possesses: apparent female interest. The Chastity-Hardened Unyielding Detachment has faced artillery, mutants, daemons and impossible odds—but beautiful warp entities claiming to respect traditional men may prove to be their greatest test yet. This pre-battle field instruction teaches the regiment how to defend not only the trench, but also the mind, the soul, the armour and the regulation bayonet. They must remain pure. They must remain strong. They must remember the first law of the regiment: NO GIRLS ALLOWED. “No Girls Allowed” is a humorous militaristic march built around strict drill cadence, crooked tuba, heavy boot-stomps, low electric bass, clipped officer commands and proud gang responses. It is part comedy sketch, part Imperial training manual and part deeply questionable regimental anthem. Use this song for: Painting and kitbashing miniatures Working out with excessive confidence Marching around the house like an officer Rejecting suspiciously personalised warp propaganda Preparing your regiment for emotional warfare Keeping your armour on and your soul secure Fan-made Warhammer 40K inspired music. Solar Void is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or connected to Games Workshop, Black Library, Warhammer, or any official Warhammer 40K property. Created by Solar Void. 🎧 STREAM ON SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/artist/5Xh7e... 🔔 YOUTUBE:    / @solarvoidspotify   (Fan-made. Not affiliated with Games Workshop.) Join the Warhammer Media Discord - For every creator and those who like to listen and watch.   / discord   PATREON   / solarvoid