The Disaster of the year just happened… & no ones talking about it

Since we last spoketh. South Africa have shocked the entire football world by reaching the World Cup knockout stages for the FIRST TIME in their history after an insane turnaround from that horror show against Mexico!! The Viking Row has completely taken over everything from Norwegian parliament and retirement homes to kindergartens, hospitals, subways, planes, escalators, Times Square and even the pitch itself!! Ronaldo just became the first and only player ever to score in SIX different World Cups after bagging two against Uzbekistan while Messi sets a bunch of insane new records could we actually see them face off in the quarters?! FIFA President Infantino flew over 13,000 miles attending 11 group stage games in the first week alone while the World Cup is already on track to be the most carbon-intensive tournament ever!! Huge drama as FIFA pushes the first ever World Cup halftime show with BTS Shakira and Madonna lasting a ridiculous 30 minutes plus hated hydration breaks as they try to turn football into the Super Bowl for more money!! Venezuela hit by two powerful earthquakes within seconds of each other with fears up to 100,000 could have died in the worst hit areas including entire buildings reduced to rubble!! Europe is getting absolutely cooked with hundreds of heat records broken daily school closures drowning deaths soaring and red alerts across France UK Spain Italy and more as the continent melts without AC!! Keir Starmer resigns as UK Prime Minister after just two years with record low approval ratings making the next PM the sixth in only ten years!! Horrific shooting in Montreal leaves a police officer a civilian and the gunman dead in bizarre circumstances with a wild manifesto and strange details around the location!! On this day in history June 26 1284 the Pied Piper lured 130 children from Hamelin Germany never to be seen again in one of the most famous unsolved mysteries ever!!