PlayStation 6 Announcement — This is Insane!

Sony just revealed the PlayStation 6... at the Steve Jobs Theater? Yeah, you read that right. Grab some popcorn (or a Blu-ray you can't use anymore) and watch this "totally real" keynote unfold — teraflops, wireless witchcraft, and a reveal you will NOT see coming. This is satire, folks. A parody. A bit. Don't @ me. 🎮 Subscribe to Game Closet for more retro gaming content, reviews, and unhinged commentary.    / @gamecloset   🎙️ Check out Doctor Scott's Retro Empire for the podcast side of things.    / @drscottsretroempire   Some links in this description may be affiliate links. If you purchase through them, it helps support Game Closet at no extra cost to you. ┄┄ INSIDE THE CLOSET ┄┄ 0:00 Introduction 0:21 The Venue (or "Why Apple's Theater?") 0:56 Legal Disclaimer 1:16 Before the Reveal 1:43 Specs & Ray Tracing 2:21 No Disc, No Laser, No Problem (or "The PMS System") 3:14 Controllers for Everyone 4:00 A Sleek New Design 4:29 The Price Point 5: 25 THE REVEAL (or "Wait... What Is This?") _______________________________________ ---- MERCHANDISE & SOCIAL MEDIA ---- 👕 Merch: https://game-closet-shop.fourthwall.com 📱 Follow Game Closet on Social Media: Facebook:   / gamecloset1   Twitter:   / gamecloset1   Instagram:   / gamecloset1   ┄┄ TIPPING THE BLACK HAT ┄┄ • Mrs Doctor Scott for photography assistance ┄┄ MUSIC ┄┄ • 🎸 "Chokehold" produced by Doctor Scott and Retro Empire. Lyrics Written by Doctor Scott. ┄┄┄┄┄┄┄┄┄┄┄┄┄┄┄┄┄┄┄┄┄┄┄┄┄┄┄┄ © 2020–2026 Game Closet. Fair use applies for commentary, satire, and review. #PS6 #PlayStation6 #Sony #Apple #Satire #Parody #Gaming #GamingNews #RetroGaming #TechSatire #ApplevsSony #GameCloset #ConsoleWars #GamingCommunity #DiscLess #PhysicalMedia #ScottTheWoz #MetalJesusRocks