Remy: Fed Asst'd Printing (WAP Parody)

Remy has thoughts about liquidity too. Financial liquidity. Parody of Cardi B's "WAP," featuring Megan Thee Stallion, written and performed by Remy; music tracks and mastering by Ben Karlstrom; video produced by Meredith and Austin Bragg. ---- Subscribe to our YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/ReasonTV?sub_... Like us on Facebook:   / reason.magazine   Follow us on Twitter:   / reason   Reason is the planet's leading source of news, politics, and culture from a libertarian perspective. Go to reason.com for a point of view you won't get from legacy media and old left-right opinion magazines. ----- Image credits: Illustration | 19414606 | © Iqoncept | Dreamstime.com Illustration | 103919530 | © Gill Thompson | Dreamstime.com Lyrics: I said certified free Seven days a week Fed Asst'd Printing Make that currency weak You want a wall in your backyard? Extra large and extra hard? But you ain't got the cash to pay? Just use that press like a credit card Grow that debt, print that cash It's like a tax that never passed You want wars that never end? Man, this beats funding them like that You want a bridge? You want a bomb? You want a check sent out to Tom? We're gonna park this big Mack truck Right in your fiscal garage Let's be frank, check is blank From our secret central bank I don't cut, I don't think But let me tell you how I got this tank Gotta be hard to beat monetary sovereignty Inflate that cash until it turns into Monopoly Qualitative Easing executed properly Cuz I'm well-versed in Modern Monetary policy Spending cuts!? Baby are you kidding me? Print some one', then make a facsimile I'm just like Drake, can't you see? Turning M1 into M3 I got POMO FOMO and I don't see what the harm is Applying downward pressure in the capital markets Buying troubled assets and we're not stopping They're more excited than Prince Andrew at a Hot Topic Printing press, I'm impressed, is a big loaner So the debt's now looking like a big grower Now to see the spike you don't need a decoder (It's got a hook in it, hopefully it leans over) So if adult decisions make you shudder Don't call your mom, call your brother Cuz there ain't no kind of trouble That can't be fixed by a bubble So bring your Mac, add some stacks To the Fed Asst'd Printing We bought a drone just for pictures With some Fed Asst'd Printing Bought his tuition, this addition All from Fed Asst'd Printing To make it rain all you're needing Is some Fed Asst'd Printing