Remy: Dogecoin Rap

There are various indicators showing that the U.S. could be headed for a currency crisis. One of them has paws. More Remy here:    • Remy: It Wasn't Me (Shaggy Parody)   ------------------ Subscribe to our YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/ReasonTV?sub_... Like us on Facebook:   / reason.magazine   Follow us on Twitter:   / reason   Reason is the planet's leading source of news, politics, and culture from a libertarian perspective. Go to reason.com for a point of view you won't get from legacy media and old left-right opinion magazines. ---------------- Written and performed by Remy; music tracks and mastering by Ben Karlstrom; video produced by Meredith and Austin Bragg Photo Credits: Stefani Reynolds—Pool via CNP / MEGA / Newscom/RSSIL/Newscom; Greg Nash—Pool via CNP/picture alliance / Consolidated News Photos/Newscom; Andrew Harnik—Pool via CNP / MEGA / Newscom/RSSIL/Newscom LYRICS: Coming up: Bad news for savers as even those with high interest savings accounts are seeing their money disappear thanks to inflation But first, we'll detail every possible thing you could die from He's a rational investor, dividend digestor Saves some of his paycheck just like all his ancestors Him looking for high yields? That's never the case He's seeking six percent returns, Slow and steady wins the race! But when he checks his accounts just to see what they're fielding It's like driving in Maryland—ain't nobody yielding What is he to do? He shouldn't be in a drought So he visits his advisor just to sort it all out Inflation's higher than your bond rates That's what I was fearing And so your savings account is slowly disappearing And your CD's are pointless That's not very funny What would you like me to do? Put it all in dog money Dog money, dog money, dog money, dog money I'm trading it in for dog money Dog money, dog money, dog money, dog money I'm putting it all in dog money My 401(k) is now a 401(K9) The sum of my net worth ain't no longer in a straight line I'm making smart moves, I ain't gonna be a pun I sold my IRA and bought an NFT of one All in on doge, I dish 'em out like a Tommy gun You'd think I was statehood the way I'm passing on Washingtons I feel like Matt Gaetz, you know what I mean? Assuring everybody it's above 18 It's a modern day gold rush, the prices'll boom Like Reggie White vs. the Oilers I'm heading straight to the moon My broker's calling? You KNOW that it's on Buy dog money don't stop 'til it's dawn One more air base, two more museums Three more walls, four more Supremes Five more stadiums—we're all out of fiat? Can you take trillions of these and go and make a Xerox? We pay our debts in our currency, that might be unfurled If it's no longer the reserve currency of the world Confidence in the dollar is permanent, just ask any scholar! People are exchanging their dollars for dog money Dog money? Dog money Dog money… We're trading it in for dog money! Dog money, dog money, dog money, dog money I'm putting it all in dog money