Unwell B*tch | Absolutely Not with Heather McMahan | Episode 347

On this episode, Heather is back in Atlanta after the UNWELL weekend in Vegas . She had two insane shows in Florida, flew Breeze nonstop to the Cosmo, and then hung out with Alex Cooper and every housewife you can imagine. While God is good, someone is testing her or has put on a voodoo hex.  Rigs is back in the VET ER, Macaroni maybe has a UTI and the rest of our pets heads are falling off.  We get voicemails from someone that's newly engaged and someone that is debating about dumping their boo over their shower routine. 0:00:00 - Intro 0:02:08 - Vet Emergency 0:08:53 - Joro Spider 0:10:18 - Hormones are Flowin 0:16:00 - Breeze Airways 0:18:28 - Unwell Vegas 0:24:15 - Jacksonville Woman 0:27:31 - Housewives 0:29:31 - Vegas Recommendations 0:32:52 - Jury Duty 0:35:22 - Macaroni Appearance 0:36:48 - Crazy side of Tiktok 0:40:35 - Absolutely Not Bracelet 0:46:27 - Morning Showers Check out my tour dates: https://heatherontour.com/ Listen to the Absolutely Not Podcast here: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/5wta98p... Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast... Follow Heather McMahan: ◾Instagram:   / heatherkmcmahan   ◾TikTok:   / heathermcmahan   ◾Facebook:   / thickneckthinankles   Shop all the things in this video: https://shopmy.us/heatherkmcmahan About Heather: Heather McMahan is an actress, stand-up and podcaster (Absolutely Not! with Heather McMahan) whose first special, “Son I Never Had!” (Netflix) debuted in October 2023 at Number 4 and held a top 10 position for 7 days. Her second special “Breadwinner” debuted on Hulu in October 2024. She has also taken to the red carpet as an E! correspondent for the EMMYS, Grammys, and Oscars. In 2025, McMahan is hosting her own cruise with Norwegian Cruise Line and is on her 3rd North American tour “The Bamboozled Tour”. #absolutelynot #podcast #comedy #advice