Bouncing Back | Absolutely Not with Heather McMahan | Episode 331

On this episode, Heather is back in the Atlanta studio after a very stressful and eventful week. Definitely feels like she can’t get her neck above water and brings you along her insane days. She relives her experience at the emergency vet that could rival The Pitt, getting her pap on her anniversary, and receiving a very special gift that just may be the light at the end of the very long tunnel. She then takes voicemails about how the rest of the world is also on fire and one caller's decision to move to the USA. 0:00:00 - Intro 0:01:48 - Russian Babushka 0:08:32 - Neck Surgery 0:10:49 - MIA Husband 0:12:42 - Pass on the fudge 0:15:35 - Recovery 0:18:46 - Dog Health Issues 0:22:03 - The Pitt 0:24:25 - Turtle Triage 0:30:11 - French Bulldog 0:37:26 - Dog Eye Problems 0:45:15 - Joan Rivers 0:48:22 - Pap Smear 0:54:39 - WWIII 1:02:49 - Gen-Z Canadian Listener Check out my tour dates: https://heatherontour.com/ Listen to the Absolutely Not Podcast here: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/5wta98p... Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast... Follow Heather McMahan: ◾Instagram:   / heatherkmcmahan   ◾TikTok:   / heathermcmahan   ◾Facebook:   / thickneckthinankles   Shop all the things in this video: https://shopmy.us/heatherkmcmahan About Heather: Heather McMahan is an actress, stand-up and podcaster (Absolutely Not! with Heather McMahan) whose first special, “Son I Never Had!” (Netflix) debuted in October 2023 at Number 4 and held a top 10 position for 7 days. Her second special “Breadwinner” debuted on Hulu in October 2024. She has also taken to the red carpet as an E! correspondent for the EMMYS, Grammys, and Oscars. In 2025, McMahan is hosting her own cruise with Norwegian Cruise Line and is on her 3rd North American tour “The Bamboozled Tour”. #absolutelynot #podcast #comedy #advice