Wikipedia Spiral (Original Version)

“Wikipedia Spiral” is a lighthearted song about going on the internet just to see the weather forecast only to end up in a rabbit hole of random facts and information!🤯🐙🐝🦈🌙🍌😵‍💫 These are all my original lyrics, my vocals thru AI, and song format, then I added prompts for AI-generated music. Rights owned by me (Pro-Suno subscriber) ©️2026.ElaineWulff. All rights reserved). Lyrics: Verse 1 I opened up my laptop just to check the weather fast Twenty seconds later now I’m deep inside the past How did ancient Romans clean their laundry in the rain? Wait — they used fermented urine? I will never be the same Now I’m reading ship disasters from the eighteen hundreds And somehow there’s a paragraph on ornamental pumpkins I don’t know how I got here But honestly I’m thriving My search history looks like twelve detectives fighting Pre-Chorus Started with a forecast Now I know a little more than I should And why octopuses change their colors when they’re bored And how they solve a problem just by thinking through the world CHORUS Welcome to the Wikipedia spiral Wikipedia spiral, spiral, spiral One small question turns so wild Now I know things I didn’t mean to know Like fireflies dancing in Ohio I was gonna clean my room tonight But now I’m deep in ancient pyramid design Twenty-seven tabs open wide And I’m not even trying to fight it this time Oh-oh-oh, I’ll just read one more line Oh-oh-oh, I swear I’m done this time Verse 2 Why did I just memorize the history of spoons? And why are there castles that were haunted by raccoons? I learned about volcano rocks in Iceland’s frozen air While forgetting that my coffee even existed there Now I’m watching interviews at 2 a.m. again Trying to trace how kite economics might have been My friends all think I’m focused, calm, and fine I’m just one hyperlink away from losing track of time Pre-Chorus Started with a recipe Now I know way more than I need And why humans used to think honey could cure anything CHORUS Welcome to the Wikipedia spiral Wikipedia spiral, spiral, spiral One small question turns so wild Now I know things I didn’t mean to know Like fireflies dancing in Ohio I was gonna answer texts tonight But now I’m studying the moon landing light Twenty-seven tabs open wide And I still think I’m doing fine somehow Oh-oh-oh, just one more line Oh-oh-oh, I’ll stop next time BRIDGE Wait… Why do flamingos lose their color? Why are bananas slightly radioactive? Why am I reading submarine accidents at four a.m.? I didn’t plan to learn this But what if I need it someday? FINAL CHORUS Wikipedia spiral, Wikipedia spiral I fall in every time I try to stay mild I know too much, I know too far From one small click to the stars Oh-oh-oh, I’ll close it now Oh-oh-oh, I don’t know how OUTRO I opened up my laptop just to check the weather fast… Anyway — did you know sharks are older than trees?