I Flew 2,000km for a Parkrun... Everything Went Wrong | Far North Runcation Ep. 1

Day 1 of 10. I flew 2,000km to run a parkrun at the tip of Australia — and before I even reached the start line, everything went sideways. No wifi. No phone data. A FIFO hut 4km from town. A grocery run in 30-degree heat where I overshot Woolies by a full kilometre. And a kebab that fought back. 🌶️ This is Far North Runcation — 10 days, 2,000 kilometres, and a chain of parkruns from Weipa to Cairns. Not a highlight reel. Just what actually happens when you chase a parkrun into the most remote corners of Queensland. 📋 CHAPTERS 00:00 – Running Late, Stuck at Security 00:30 – Last Room in Town (No Wi-Fi, 80s Kitchen Hut) 01:29 – The 4K Grocery Run in 30° Heat 02:17 – I Overshot Woolies by a Full Kilometre 02:57 – The Kebab That Fought Back 🌶️ 03:48 – Not Authorised to Change My Own Phone Plan 04:15 – Day One Done: No Parkrun, One Unforgettable Kebab ☕ Support the channel on Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/mustardseedrunning 📬 The Mustard Seed Weekly (free newsletter): https://substack.com/Jason Perriotte | Substack 🔔 Subscribe for new episodes every few days as the runcation unfolds.    / @mustardseedrunning   #parkrun #parkrunTourism #Weipa #FarNorthQueensland #running #trailrunning #parkrunvlog #runcation