Guy Wondering How Much Longer To Keep Picture Of Dead Friend As Profile Pic
Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA SANTA CLARA, CA—Local man Keith Bisbee told reporters Friday he is uncertain just how long he has to continue using a photograph of his departed friend as his Facebook profile picture. Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: / theonion
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