Report: Average Male 4,000% Less Effective In Fights Than They Imagine

Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Contradicting the long-held belief that they would just go off and destroy anyone who tried to mess with them, a Department of Health and Human Services report published Thursday revealed that U.S. males would be on average 4,000 percent less effective in a fight than they imagine. Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter:   / theonion   More Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/video/