Strip Away My Conscience - feat Rachel Bloom - "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend"

GET THE SONG: https://lnk.to/cxg3 "Strip Away My Conscience" Starring Rachel Bloom Featuring Scott Michael Foster Written by Rachel Bloom, Adam Schlesinger and Jack Dolgen REBECCA: MY WHOLE LIFE I’VE WANTED TO BE BAD. DANCERS: TO BE BAD, TO BE BAD, TO BE BAD REBECCA: BUT WHENEVER I TRIED, THE RESULT WAS ALWAYS SAD. DANCERS: SO SAD SO PATHETIC, WEAK AND SAD. REBECCA: HOWEVER, NOW I KNOW A CERTAIN BEAU WHO DOESN’T WORRY ‘BOUT WHAT’S DECENT OR RIGHT. DANCERS: THAT’S YOU. NATHANIEL: Yeah, I got that. REBECCA: SO HOW ‘BOUT NOW YOU TEACH ME HOW… TO BE RUTHLESS AND CRUEL -- YEAH I’M READY TONIGHT! SO… STRIP AWAY MY CONSCIENCE. PEEL AWAY MY VALUES-- RIP OFF MY COMPASSION WITH YOUR TEETH. POUND AWAY MY MORALS -- SPANK OFF ALL MY KINDNESS -- Ooh! EXPOSE THE DORMANT BITCH THAT LIES BENEATH. YOU DEVIL LEAD ME TO THE DARK SIDE LIKE A LAMB TO THE SLAUGHTER THEN DO ME IN A HOT TUB FILLED WITH EVIL ‘STEAD OF WATER-- LET’S MAKE WAR NOT LOVE ALL NIGHT AND DAY. IT’S HOT HERE IN HELL SO… STRIP IT ALL AWAY. Stop hitting yourself. YEAH BABY YOU’RE A SOUL-SUCKING, CORPORATE PIECE OF TRASH! WHO ONLY CARES ABOUT SEX, LIES AND CASH! SO TELL ME ‘BOUT YOUR SINS AND SHOCK ME WITH THEIR LURIDNESS LET ME BE YOUR PUPIL, LET ME CHOKE ON YOUR COCKSUREDNESS. REBECCA + DANCERS: INNUENDOOOOO! REBECCA: STRIP AWAY MY CONSCIENCE TEAR AWAY MY JEW GUILT KISS AROUND MY SENSE OF RIGHT AND WRONG. (BUT NOT ON IT, IT’S SENSITIVE). BABY, IT’S SUCH FOREPLAY WHEN YOU SLITHER LIKE A MORAY-- DANCERS: EEL. REBECCA: IT’S WORTH THE DISCOMFORT OF MY THONG. YOU’RE LIKE PROFESSOR SNAPE IN HIS SAD DUNGEON WITH HIS POTIONS-- ‘CAUSE SOMEHOW YOU DON’T HAVE THAT SUCKY THING CALLED EMOTIONS 50 SHADES OF MORALLY GREY. AND THONGS ARE SO UNCOMFORTABLE SO… STRIP IT ALL AWAY. STRIP IT ALL AWAY. STRIP IT ALL AWAY! That was just up my butt.