We Tapped That Ass - feat. Santino Fontana & Vincent Rodriguez III - "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend"

BUY ON ITUNES: http://smarturl.it/ceg_204 "We Tapped That Ass" Starring Santino Fontana, Vincent Rodriguez III, and Rachel Bloom Written by Adam Schlesinger, Rachel Bloom, and Jack Dolgen Josh: I BANGED YOU HERE! Greg: I NAILED YOU THERE! Josh: AND ON THIS COUCH! Greg: AND IN THIS CHAIR! Josh: IN THE DOORWAY— Greg: THE HALLWAY— Josh: ON EVERY STAIR! Josh + Greg: WE TAPPED THAT ASS ALL OVER THIS HOUSE! Greg: SOMETIMES HIM, SOMETIMES ME. Josh: THOUGH, NEVER SIMULTANEOUSLY. Greg: BUT ONE OF US WAS HITTIN’ IT, USUALLY. Josh + Greg: WE TAPPED THAT ASS ALL OVER THIS HOUSE. YOU’LL NEVER ESCAPE US ‘CAUSE WE LIVE IN YOUR HEAD. JUST TWO SWELL DUDES THAT YA SCREWED-- Greg: HERE... Josh: AND HERE... Greg: AND THERE... Josh: AND HERE... Josh + Greg: AND EVEN OCCASIONALLY IN YOUR BED! Josh: That bed is really uncomfortable. Greg: Right? It’s like a prison cot. Josh: ON THE STOVE. Greg: OVER THE SINK. Josh: AND SORT OF IN THE FRIDGE ONE TIME I THINK! Greg: AND THEN WE HIT THE BACK PATIO! Josh: THAT’S WHERE WE HIT YOUR BACK PATI- Josh + Greg: OOOOOHH! WE TAPPED THAT ASS ALL OVER THIS HOUSE. HOW MANY TIMES DID WE TAP THAT BEHIND? Greg: WELL, LET’S ESTIMATE. Josh: ON AN AVERAGE DAY, I WOULD HAVE TO SAY, MMM... 5, 6, 7, 8! Greg: What? Too cheeky? Josh: Hey, does this ring a bell? A little to the left... Greg: Oh, oh, ok now a little to the right... Josh: Oh, oh, wait, wait, back to the left… Greg: Right there, right there... Josh: Wait no, you’re doing it wrong, I’ll do it myself! Greg: Barkeep, what’s on TAP? Rebecca: It’s me. And my ass. Greg: Oooh! Sounds refreshing! Josh: ON THE TABLE YOU WERE WILLING AND ABLE— Greg: ON THE OTTOMAN YOU TOOK A LOTTA MAN – Josh: AND ON THE SAFE IN THE CLOSET I MADE A DEPOSIT… Xander: I ALSO TAPPED THAT ASS ALL OVER THIS HOUSE! Josh: Let’s wrap this up with a big finish! Greg: But where should we finish? Rebecca: Please not on my chest. No, you’ll scratch it! Greg: ON THE ACCENT WALL Josh: ON THE BATHROOM FLOOR Greg: YOU DIDN’T CARE WHERE Josh: YOU JUST WANTED MORE Josh + Greg: HOW MUCH MORE TAPPIN’ COULD ONE ASS ENDURE? WE TAPPED THAT ASS (TAPPED THAT ASS) TAPPED THAT ASS (TAPPED THAT ASS) WE TAPPED THAT ASS… ALL OVER THIS HOUSE!