BIG HARD EXCELLENT FISH * Imperfect List * (feat. Josie Jones)

Adolf Hitler. Mike Gatting. Terry and June. Fuckin’ bastard Thatcher. Insincere social climber of mixed origin. Overdose. Scouse impersonators. Macho dickhead. Bonnie Langford. Poll tax. Neighbours. Bus queues. Lost keys. Family friend. The royal family. Stock, Aitken and Waterman. Heartbreaking, lying friend. Smiling Judas. Myra Hindley. Acid rain. Stinking, rich female in furs. Disloyal lover. Wife and child beater. Drunken abuser. Racist bully. The Sun newspaper. AIDS inventor. Leon Brittan. All noncers. Massive, massive oil slick. Loneliness. Cancer. Hard, cold fish. Hunger. Greed. Imperfect list. Gut-wrenching disappointment. Evil, gossiping fashion bastard. Radio One. Tasteless A&R wanker. Tory invention of the working class. Cold tea. Mister Jesse Helms. Hillsborough. Weird racist judges. Depression. Apartheid. John Lennon’s murder. Russia. Anyone’s murder. Vietnam. The breakdown of the NHS. The bomb. Heysel stadium. Police harassment. The death of the rain forest. The troubles. Rednecks. The clamp. Rape. Imprisonment of innocents. The all-American way. Red sock in the white washing. Nancy’s turn. Tienanmen Square. Ronnie’s turn. Sexual harassment. Jimmy Tarbuck. Mile-long check-out queue. Sick baby. Nelson Mandela’s imprisonment. Miscarriage. Where were you?