DEADLY ROOF RESIDENT

THIS CALL CAME JUST AFTER 13H00 ON FRIDAY THE 13TH OF MARCH 2026, THE CALLER TOLD ME THAT THERE WAS THREE HUGE BLACK MAMBAS LIVING IN THE ROOF OF HIS HOUSE. I RUSHED OVER TO SEE HOW WE COULD HELP THESE PEOPLE. ON ARRIVAL I WAS SHOWN A VIDEO OF THE THREE MAMBAS COMBATING IN A SMALL MULBERRY TREE THAT WAS OVERHANGING THE ROOF OF THE RESIDENCE. MY FIRST RESPONSE WAS, ''WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME WHEN THE SNAKES WERE OUTSIDE?" THE ANSWER MADE MY BLOOD BOIL INSTANTLY! "WE CALLED REACTION UNIT BUT THEY COULDN'T PULL THE SNAKE OUT THE ROOF BECAUSE IT WAS TOO BIG AND STRONG!'' I RESPONDED WITH, '' SO YOU FIRST CALL THE CIRCUS AND NOW YOU WANT ME TO COME AND CLEAN UP THEIR CLOWN CRAP?" I WAS CERTAINLY NOT A HAPPY CAMPER, ALL TOO OFTEN I GET CALLED TO CLEAN UP THEIR MESS! I WAS READY TO WALK AWAY AND LEAVE THEM TO THEIR OWN DEVICES BUT MY INTEGRITY WOULDN'T ALLOW ME TO DO THAT.I DID AN ASSESSMENT OF THE ROOF AND CEILING AND CAME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT THE CHEAPEST ROAD FORWARD WOULD BE TO BREAK OUT THE CEILING AND THE JOB WOULD CERTAINLY REQUIRE AT LEAST TWO EXPERIENCED HANDLERS. SO I MADE PLANS WITH THE HOME OWNER TO RETURN IN THE MORNING WITH MY VOLUNTEERS. WE ARRIVED AND I RAN THROUGH THE PLAN WITH SAM, POSITIONED HER APPROPRIATLY AND THE RESULT IS IN THE VIDEO!