Dumpin' In A Pumpkin - Bobo Bojangles (rare 1960's soul vinyl)

'Dumpin' In A Pumpkin' was a vinyl release in October 1966 by the obscure soul singer Bobo Bojangles. Though Bobo's record company dropped this record in time for halloween, their flame of hope was soon extinguished as it failed to chart. -- At the bingo club it was Halloween best kids party you've ever seen carving pumpkins and having fun The beef was free so I ate a ton In a turn of events my guts went wild I couldn't get to the John in time grabbed a pumpkin from a nearby kid Dropped my pants and took off the lid Dumpin' in a pumpkin, oh my lord I blasted shit into that gourd It had holes in the side for a face sprayed my crap all over the place The parents screamed, the children cried One old grandma nearly died I'd painted the room with my shit Something told me it was time to split I tried to run but slipped instead I landed on that pumpkin head Pumpkin exploded like a bomb That shitty pinata covered everyone Dumpin' in a pumpkin, my guts churned There's one lesson to be learned If your belly starts to rumble inside Get to the bathroom, don’t improvise Look, I just did what I had to do I had clean pants on for goodness sake I don't enjoy crapping in pumpkins or nothing Burned my ass on the candle, man