Goptjaam (欱攙): the unglossable* language (Cursed Conlang Circus 2)

Kjaangs piës dwen pip lauw kat. This video is a submission to (and 1st place winner of) ‪@AgmaSchwa‬ 's Cursed Conlang Circus 2 contest:    • Cursed Conlang Circus 2 Announcement (2023)   Watch the judges' reaction here:    • Agma Schwa's CURSED CONLANG CIRCUS 2 (Part...   The git repo: https://gitlab.com/katmistberg/003-go... *Unglossable using a natural human language (The part about Sino-Dutch is a joke. Dutch did not systematically borrow words from Middle Chinese.) ================================================ Sections: 00:00 Premise 01:13 Intro 01:21 The basic idea 06:32 Converting to linear algebra 09:16 Abstract linear algebra 15:07 Constructing the base matrix 22:06 Actually constructing the language 26:46 Grammar 30:29 How cursed is this language? 33:33 Opening lines of the Bee Movie ================================================ Assets used: Irasutoya (in order, I think): Tree: https://www.irasutoya.com/2014/09/blo... Fish: https://www.irasutoya.com/2014/06/blo... Cat: https://www.irasutoya.com/2019/10/blo... Eating: https://www.irasutoya.com/2015/08/blo... Cat eating fish: https://www.irasutoya.com/2016/06/blo... Headphones: https://www.irasutoya.com/2014/05/blo... Smirking man: https://www.irasutoya.com/2013/03/blo... Hammer: https://www.irasutoya.com/2014/04/blo... Flying toki: https://www.irasutoya.com/2020/01/blo... Bear: https://www.irasutoya.com/2016/07/blo... Crying: https://www.irasutoya.com/2014/05/blo... Running: https://www.irasutoya.com/2016/08/blo... Chonky: https://www.irasutoya.com/2018/11/blo... Exchange: https://www.irasutoya.com/2017/12/blo... Other visual (in order): The Rock eyebrow raise: https://www.tiktok.com/@therock/video... Phonology: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_p... Morphology: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swahili... Syntax: By Traced by Stannered - Own work based on: ParseTree.jpg and ParseTree.jpg, Public Domain, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index... Fish cat eat meme: https://9gag.com/gag/aNgDmOb ,   / i10sep   Two buttons meme: https://jake-clark.tumblr.com/post/10... Disintegrating sad emoji: https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/23699... World map: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Fi... Tang area 742 CE: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tang_dy... 廣韻: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Fi... Character for trhjwop: https://en.glyphwiki.org/wiki/u26463 Character for kjon: https://en.glyphwiki.org/wiki/u25d24 Bee: https://media.distractify.com/brand-i... BGM from DOVA-SYNDROME (in order): 木陰にて by shimtone: https://dova-s.jp/bgm/play14849.html 激辛ロック by shimtone: https://dova-s.jp/bgm/play19539.html Dianthus by shimtone: https://dova-s.jp/bgm/play19490.html 優しく温かく by shimtone: https://dova-s.jp/bgm/play19455.html アイスクリーム by Addpico: https://dova-s.jp/bgm/play11777.html ================================================ *Links:* Mastodon: https://mathstodon.xyz/@KatMistberg Gitlab: https://gitlab.com/katmistberg Twitter:   / katmistberg   ================================================ #CCC2 #CursedConlangCircus2 #conlang