What Your Splatoon Weapon ACTUALLY Says About You

in my personal opinion nova is fun to paint with but that's it really sorry to everyone who I said I would tell them when I was gonna release the video but then didn't cause I couldn't find their contact. in my defence    / @prochara   Word 4 word answers below. For all answers, see this doc: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1D... Flingza Roller: G While not a very memeable answer, I think a Flinga Roller main says that I’m a team player and that I dont like surprises. The range and ink capacity allows for great team support and crowd control while Tenta Missiles (though hated by almost everyone) allows me to keep track of enemy players so I can plan for defense and/or attack. Heavy Edit: SaltStation you hate other backlines because you're constantly outranged, and during soloq only 2 people take your cooler no matter where you put it in Explosher: Pony being an explo means im lazy and a dumbo all i do is sit back and shoot fr Splattershot: InklingOnFire i'm boring asf getting misgendered as a support player a lot (bc i'm a slayer but everyone keeps thinking i'm a support) N-Zap: aeth if ur a nzap player you're a closeted slayer playing support Splatterscope: The Watcher well it's all about your flick shots plus you HAVE to have steady aim and the most crucial thing DONT. STAY. IN. THE. OPEN. (Unless there's nobody behind u) Splat Charger: SpeedY you really only use vcharger for rainmaker and it sucks in every other mode that’s lowkey it Dualie Squelchers: BramvanZijp You play the weapon because you just enjoy the incredible mobility you get with it. Spend a good chunk of your time not realising you are out of ink until it is too late and/or praying for reversion of the s2 nerfs they did as damage control for MPU; Surely next patch the weapon will be good again riiiiight? Nautilus: Oney, Nautilus Wiseman You Watch JayMoji way too much and desperately want a Banger third kit. (Albeit the two kits are solid ether way) Splat Dualies: Astrea So basically being a vdualies player is having great movement and just being a chill person to be around unless you play emperrys but with vdaulies you are super good at crab and bad at the weapon or bad at crab and super good with the weapon you also never play to your support role and you all the way in the enemy line Splat Dualies: Eclipse If your main is vdualies.. You like chasing enemies down even though you should back up You like popping crab tank almost every second. You just like carrying the team with the most kills. Splattershot Pro: burntvegetable If you main pro I would say you only play it because someone told you it’s good and you also probably think you’re better than every other shooter player because it’s the shooter for professionals. Tetra: Kenna What being a tetra player says about me well I really don't plan any of my pushes I just go with the flow and improvise and it just works out most of the time and when it doesnt well thats when our huge stacks of qr come in Big Swigr: Cronix You fit one of the two: Carbon/reg roller got you called lame so you switched to the coolest one one, or, you stack a million ink saver main and enjoy life as you press zr and the right stick, with an occasional hint of the r bumper. Squiffer: SKULL KID Lowk, as a squiffer player I feel like it’s between two levels, you’re either super good at it or complete dog water (I think I fall under dog water tbh LMAOO) Squiffers are fast paced and always play up close but when someone’s up in your face you just spam the shoot button in hopes you actually shoot them lmao. Not to mention if you play squiffer and in competitive you’d play in midline slayer a lot which is super enjoyable But like what it says about me is that you can either sweat your balls off or it’s baby’s first time with squiffer 52: Fled Being a 52 main means I love being able to fight constantly in 1v1s. Being able to take attention too. And uh vaporizing people Slosher: guess Both sloshers feel like you're either flailing around uncontrollably praying that you hit something or you're an absolute god looking like Katara waterbending. If you wanna be good you pick vslosher, if you wanna be chaotic you pick deco. The weapon ngl is pretty privileged as we've dodged terrible nerfs for years and have always been near the top of the tierlist. Sloshing Machine: anonymous Usually for machine its like ppl that couldnt play bucket use it bc machines an easier weapon. Dont put my name if u use this quote tho Splatana Stamper: Estrella your weapon got 4 reasonable nerfs and you're probably still mad about it