Deje a mi novio porque ERA DEMASIADO BUENO y eso ME ABURRIA, pero ahora ME ARREPIENTO

My boyfriend was as perfect as a robot and that started to bore me so I left him but now I want him back.

Deje a mi novio porque ERA UN ABURRIDO pero ahora que RECONSTRUYO SU VIDA me ARREPIENTO
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Deje a mi novio porque ERA UN ABURRIDO pero ahora que RECONSTRUYO SU VIDA me ARREPIENTO

Mi prometida me dio una bofetada demasiado fuerte, así que cancelé la boda. Ahora me está...
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Mi prometida me dio una bofetada demasiado fuerte, así que cancelé la boda. Ahora me está...

My girlfriend broke up with me to teach me a lesson, but I ignored her and now she's begging for ...
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My girlfriend broke up with me to teach me a lesson, but I ignored her and now she's begging for ...

I thought I WON my freedom… but I ENDED UP losing EVERYTHING
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I thought I WON my freedom… but I ENDED UP losing EVERYTHING

My friends dared me to go out with the weird guy but I fell in love with him
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My friends dared me to go out with the weird guy but I fell in love with him

Compare a mi NOVIO con los de mis AMIGAS, ahora el me quiere terminar.
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Compare a mi NOVIO con los de mis AMIGAS, ahora el me quiere terminar.

Me dejó por su amante y pensó que ganaba! Pero mientras yo reconstruía mi vida, él lo perdió todo…
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Me dejó por su amante y pensó que ganaba! Pero mientras yo reconstruía mi vida, él lo perdió todo…

I enjoyed my youth, so why is it that now that I'm 35, the good men I rejected in my 20s are comi...
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I enjoyed my youth, so why is it that now that I'm 35, the good men I rejected in my 20s are comi...

My girlfriend said I REGRET LEAVING MY EX FOR YOU, so I stopped paying for the TREATMENT
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My girlfriend said I REGRET LEAVING MY EX FOR YOU, so I stopped paying for the TREATMENT

Mi esposa lloró suplicando ir al hospital por su ex, "Todavía lo amo", dijo. La llevé...
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Mi esposa lloró suplicando ir al hospital por su ex, "Todavía lo amo", dijo. La llevé...

I stopped being the nice guy with her, I distanced myself, and now she's fallen in love with me.
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I stopped being the nice guy with her, I distanced myself, and now she's fallen in love with me.

My husband looks at me with disgust when he finds out what I did at university. I can't believe t...
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My husband looks at me with disgust when he finds out what I did at university. I can't believe t...

I'M THE PRETTY ONE IN THE RELATIONSHIP so I wanted my boyfriend to DO MY WILL, but he left
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I'M THE PRETTY ONE IN THE RELATIONSHIP so I wanted my boyfriend to DO MY WILL, but he left

El chico que me gusta se me declaró, yo lo rechacé para que insistiera, pero él no lo hizo.
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El chico que me gusta se me declaró, yo lo rechacé para que insistiera, pero él no lo hizo.

"Eres muy bueno y aburrido, necesito un chico malo". Dije "Está bien", cancelé la boda y la...
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"Eres muy bueno y aburrido, necesito un chico malo". Dije "Está bien", cancelé la boda y la...

AITA FOR TELLING MY GIRLFRIEND THAT MY DAUGHTER IS MOVING IN WITH US
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AITA FOR TELLING MY GIRLFRIEND THAT MY DAUGHTER IS MOVING IN WITH US

I became a radical feminist, ruined my love life, and now I regret it.
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I became a radical feminist, ruined my love life, and now I regret it.

RECHACE a mi mejor amigo por alguien que no valía la PENA, años después, me ARREPIENTO de esa decisi
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RECHACE a mi mejor amigo por alguien que no valía la PENA, años después, me ARREPIENTO de esa decisi

Devolví una cartera a una anciana. Me despidieron al día siguiente. ¿Quién salió de la oficina?
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Devolví una cartera a una anciana. Me despidieron al día siguiente. ¿Quién salió de la oficina?

GF Handed Him a Feminist Reading List LOSES IT When He Actually Finishes It and Uses It Against Her
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GF Handed Him a Feminist Reading List LOSES IT When He Actually Finishes It and Uses It Against Her