Part 39 - Assassin's Creed Brotherhood | Ezio, Debt Collector of Roma?! 🐎💸

Ezio thought he was signing up for a simple Courtesan assignment. You know… a little side quest, a little fun, maybe some light social engineering. Easy. 😌 Instead? 🐎 FULL HORSE GALLOP THROUGH ROMA. Because apparently nothing in Ezio’s life can ever stay normal for more than 30 seconds. 😂 One minute he’s helping the Courtesans… Next minute he’s galloping through the streets like: “MAMMA MIA, WHY AM I DOING THIS?!” Dodging civilians ✔️ Outrunning guards ✔️ Questioning life choices ✔️ But after the unexpected equestrian cardio session, it’s finally time for the real mission: 🎯 Senator Egidio Troche — a man drowning in debt and desperate enough to become… useful. Ezio sees an opportunity and basically says: “So… you need help? Good. You work for me now.” 😏 Who knew the path to defeating the Borgias involved becoming Roma’s most stylish debt consultant? The Senator’s probably thinking: “Where has this helpful hooded man been all my life?!” Ezio: “Busy renovating shops and overthrowing tyrants.” 💰🗡️ At this point, Ezio’s résumé includes: ✔ Assassin ✔ Landlord ✔ Guild Master ✔ Air Force Pilot ✔ Tank Commander ✔ Financial Advisor Will Senator Troche become Ezio’s newest pawn in the anti-Borgia chess game? Will another “simple mission” ever actually be simple? And how many more careers can one assassin have?! Roma truly runs on Ezio now. 😆