Trollin' (Undertaker Parody) - The ADCs of Wrestling

DISCLAIMER: I effing LOVE The Undertaker. I just found myself laughing at the idea of him being a rapper... who also has a new hip. Undertaker has been trollling the WWE Universe for years! So, naturally I made a song about it! WWE footage intended as fair use for parody purposes. Rollin' (Air Raid Vehicle) instrumental is property of Limp Bizkit and used for parody purposes. SUBSCRIBE on iTunes and leave a 5 star review! It would really help us out. https://itunes.apple.com/ca/podcast/t... Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/m/I7qth... Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/andr... Podbean: http://adcsofwrestling.podbean.com LYRICS: This is Big Evil, ya bish! (Rest In Peace) Throw your hip ou--I mean... Throw your hand up! (Just one hand) It's that time of year again: WRESTLEMANIA! I'm in then I'm out/ You'll never know now!// HOLD UP! HOLD UP!/ I thought he retired, what now?// Breathe in, now breathe out/ Everybody calm down!// MY HIP! MY HIP!/ Feels pretty good right now!// I keep TROLLIN', TROLLIN', TROLLIN', TROLLIN' (Sorry) Keep TROLLIN', TROLLIN', TROLLIN', TROLLIN' (My bad) Keep TROLLIN', TROLLIN', TROLLIN', TROLLIN' (I'm a troll!) Keep TROLLIN', TROLLIN', TROLLIN', TROLLIN' Well I know y'all wanna know this right here:/ Is it RIP or will I wrestle this year?// All my Creatures of the Night put your hands in the air/ Say, "REST IN PEACE" to The Dead Man, yeah!// On Raw 25 I retired that bitch!/ Left my jacket and hat in Orlando and sh*t!// But BIG EVIL's ready - Cena, come get me!/ Spin that Kid Rock track up, let's f**k my back up!// I'm retired, no I'm not!/ I'm trollin' so hard// I'M DONE! I'M DONE!/ I'm just kidding - no I'm not!// The Dead Man is gone/ The Badass is not!// I'M HERE! I'M HERE!/ for my WrestleMania spot!// I keep TROLLIN', TROLLIN', TROLLIN', TROLLIN' (OW!) Keep TROLLIN', TROLLIN', TROLLIN', TROLLIN' (MY HIP!) Keep TROLLIN', TROLLIN', TROLLIN', TROLLIN' (This is a bad idea) Keep TROLLIN', TROLLIN', TROLLIN', TROLLIN' You wanna mess with my new hip? Can't mess with my new hip/ because it's titanium... or whatever the hell they put in it// See the ball socket thing here? You see how well it moves?!/ It's gonna make it so easy to give Cena the big boot!// A Chokeslam a Last Ride, are you excited yet?/ 24-7 WrestleMania paychecks!/ Yeah TWO-THREE-DASH-TWO is my record!/ ...That feels like a weird way to say that (F**K IT)// I'm retired, but I'm back!/ Everybody knows that// I'LL NEVER QUIT!/ as long as Vince will have me back!// Well, it's gonna go down!/ My hip just gave out!// BACK UP! BACK UP!/ I just need this match to slow down!// BY THE WAY ROMAN, ROMAN, ROMAN, ROMAN (REIGNS) ROMAN, ROMAN, ROMAN, ROMAN (REIGNS) ROMAN, ROMAN, ROMAN, ROMAN (...Roman Reigns) ROMAN, ROMAN, ROMAN, ROMAN I'll see you next year. It's still my yard, ya bish! I'm kidding, I like you - I'm retired! No I'm not. Yes I am! I'm gonna wrestle next year... ...MAYBE. UUUUGGGH classic 'Taker troll job! ...f**k Roman Reigns.