20 Things To Do With Matzah

A post-Passover musical greeting! Performed by Michelle Citrin and William Levin Music, Lyrics and Production by William Levin and Michelle Citrin Download the song! iTunes: http://itunes.com/michellecitrin CDBaby: http://cdbaby.com/cd/citrin2 LYRICS: Passover's over, and wouldn't it be neat if you could use all the matzah that you didn't eat? 1. Catch it like a Frisbee with your friends in the park, or you could 2. jump in the water and pretend you're a shark 3. You can make a matzah pick and play the guitar, and you can 4. make a matzah license plate for your car 5. Use it as a coaster when you're drinking a beer, and 6. Throw it as confetti for a happy new year 7. INSULATE 8. DECORATE 9. EXFOLIATE 10. CONSTIPATE? Passover's over, and wouldn't it be neat if you could use all the matzah that you didn't eat 11. Crumble up some matzah to line your hamster cage 12. or you can use it as a bookmark to hold your page 13. Break a stack of matzah when you practice your karate 14. build a matzah dog house for your doggy named Scottie 15. Make a little matzah boat and wave it goodbye, 16. or make a pair of matzah wings and learn how to fly 17. Wear some matzah jewelry 18. Make a picture frame for me 19. Have a drink of matzah tea 20. Matzah's all that I can see! There's just one more thing to do with unleavened bread ... you can eat it ... cuz it ain't all that bad.