5 minutes of cursed audios to malfunction your brain

all of these audios belong to their respective creators (mostly on tiktok) Timestamps 0:00-0:17 - sketty noodle 0:17-0:23 - shredder (WHERE) 0:23-0:28 - join the empire 0:28-0:35 - i have to go to work 0:35-0:41 - sucks to be u dude 0:35-0:56 - imagine algebra 0:56-1:01 - homosexual 1:01-1:08 - truth or scare 1:08-1:15 - yk I love you 1:15-1:22 - did u sneel sta- 1:22-1:25 - wenDEEZ 1:25-1:38 - ping pong ball 1:38-2:07 - not in my class 2:07-2:24 - is what I would say 2:24-2:37 - lack of parents 2:37-2:44 - photos printed 2:44-3:00 - what is a living room 3:00-3:08 - i jumped in front of ur picture 3:08-3:13 - on an unrelated note 3:13-3:20 - constructive criticism 3:20-3:29 - buzzball 3:29-3:37 - note to you 3:37-3:45 - something just happened 3:45-3:54 - eric 3:54-4:06 - neurotypical weirdos 4:06-4:30 - no service 4:30-4:38 - rapstar snarl 4:38-4:50 - anxiety 4:50-4:59 - underground