SNL's Colin Jost Says The Worst Things Right Before You Hit a Shot | Golf Digest

Transcript You know what was on the other day? Jumanji? No, no. That movie Hook? I love the movie Hook. You know why it's called Hook? I have no idea. Captain Hook. Oh, wow, Captain Hook? Which hand is the hook on? Left. How do you know? 'Cause I always think, Hook left. Hook left, hook left, hook left. Could you stop talking about the movie Hook? [Both] Sorry. Remember that Blues Traveler song, Hook? Hook? Yes, I was just thinking about that, yeah. That was funny. It's funny you hooked it. One time I was in a bunker, and I hit so far behind the ball, the sand went under the ball, flew up out of the trap, and hit this guy in the eyes, blinded him. Could you guys please stop talking? There's no way you heard us. Yeah, we were speaking below whisper, sir. I could hear it. Okay. What about now? Yes! Well, what about now? (Sighs) Yes. No. [Both] What about now? One time, on this hole, I saw someone hit it so far right, it went over that road, into that house. The ball went into the kitchen, ricocheted around-- Stop. It killed the entire family. No way. Yeah, boom, Dad, boom, Mom, boom, kids. Alive? Paralyzed. Ah, good. Then died. (Groans) I think I heard about that. [Black-Shirted Man] Yeah, Callaway Killer. It was on the news. That's the Callaway Killer? Yeah, that was on the news. That's crazy. Whoa! Ah, man. That's right at the house. It's empty now, so you should be good. Backswing. Oh, sorry. Do you notice how you screwed up, though? Putting. Putt. Ting. Putt. Ting. Jesus Christ, what is wrong with you guys? I have a heart murmur. I have terrible penmanship. He wasn't to use a pen until the fifth grade. All pencil. [Man] Don't mess up! Sorry, that was my ringtone. I'm sorry. I must have butt-dialed him. (chuckles) Whoopsie-days. [Man] You suck! Ah, that's my ringtone. Sorry, I was just calling him back. [Man] You suck! What are you doing? Nothing. Where did you even get drinks? [Both] Tiki cart. I promise you, we will not slurp until after you've finished hitting. I really honestly thought you had already hit. The last thing we wanna do is interrupt a shot. Hey, do you like magic? I like that shirt, salmon! You're distracting me. bucks, he knocks it out of the park. You owe me bucks. Hi, I'm Colin Jost. And I'm Casey Jost. And you're watching GolfDigest.com. Make sure to use your mouse and click on over to the Subscribe button and then use a keyboard and the monitor. When's the last time you used a computer? Starring: Colin Jost and Casey Jost Featuring: Adam Griffin and Orrin Heru Written by: Colin Jost and Josh Patten Directed by: Jared Lapidus Filmed at Hudson National Golf Club: www.hudsonnational.org Special thanks to Theron Harvey Still haven’t subscribed to Golf Digest on YouTube? ►► http://bit.ly/golfdigestyoutubesub ABOUT GOLF DIGEST Home of the annual Hot List, instructional videos, news and trends, Golf Digest is the definitive destination for all-things golf. SNL's Colin Jost Says The Worst Things Right Before You Hit a Shot | Golf Digest Filmed at Hudson National Golf Club: www.hudsonnational.org Special thanks to Theron Harvey