Patsy McBrine - I Smell a Yeast Infection Coming

Patsy McBrine, the sassy sweetheart of 90s country, delivers a hilarious slice-of-life toe-tapper about one very unfortunate porch swing moment on a hot and humid Southern evening. What starts as a peaceful night quickly turns into a comedic country crisis as she sniffs the air, wrinkles her nose, and launches into a twang-filled realization set to steel guitar, and a rhythm that feels like a slow creak of that very porch swing. With laugh-out-loud lyrics like “I'm a human sourdough starter, I'm a walking loaf of rye” and the unforgettable bridge this song turns an awkward feminine issue into pure comedic gold. It’s equal parts relatable, ridiculous, and ridiculously catchy — the kind of song that made women snort sweet tea out their noses at the honky-tonk and left men in the audience looking nervously at their boots. Pure 90s country comedy at its finest: no drama, no revenge, just one woman, one porch swing, and one very yeasty plot twist. Crank it up, grab a fan, and maybe keep some Monistat in the glovebox… just in case.