Eric Cartman - Kyle's Mom (Original Music) - SOUTH PARK

Mr. Hankey comes to life while Cartman sings about Kyle's mom being a bitch. When poop mysteriously lands on Cartman's face, everyone blames Kyle. "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo" S01 Subscribe to South Park:    / @southpark   Watch more South Park:    / southpark   About South Park: South Park is the Emmy and Peabody-award winning animated series co-created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone about four boys living in one screwed-up Colorado mountain town. Between local and global tragedies, as well as parental and celebrity interference, Kyle, Stan, Cartman, and Kenny manage to have themselves a time. Watch full episodes of South Park: https://cart.mn/episodes Shop official South Park merch: https://cart.mn/shop Follow South Park: Instagram:   / southpark   Twitter:   / southpark   Facebook:   / southpark   #SouthPark #SouthParkS01 INT. SCHOOL GYMNASIUM - DAY The nativity stuff has been taken down. A small crew is in the process of taken down all the pictures of Santa Claus as well. Two big guys start to drag the Christmas tree out. MR. GARRISON Oh, do you have to take the Christmas tree too? BURLY GUY Mayor’s orders. The children all watch with sad eyes as their cute little set is dismantled. MR. GARRISON Okay children, I’m really having a hard time with our Christmas play. The new law states we can’t sing any songs having to do with Jesus OR Santa Claus... CARTMAN Thanks to Kyle’s mother. KYLE Shut up, Cartman! MR. GARRISON So does anybody know any non Santa or non- Jesus Christmas songs? Cartman raises his hand. MR. GARRISON Yes, Eric? CARTMAN How about we sing ‘Kyle’s Mom is a Stupid Bitch in D minor’. KYLE I told you NOT to call my mom a bitch, CARTMAN!! CARTMAN Oh! MUSIC kicks in. CARTMAN Wellllllll.... (Singing) Kyle’s mom’s a bitch! She a big fat bitch! She’s the biggest bitch In the whole wide world! She’s a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch she’s a bitch to all the boys and girls. KYLE Shut up, Cartman! As Cartman continues, Mr. Hankey hops out in front of Kyle. Nobody notices except for Kyle. MR. HANKEY Howdy ho! KYLE (Softly) Mr. Hankey! CARTMAN Monday she’s a bitch! On Tuesday she’s a bitch! And Wednesday through Saturday She’s a bitch! And then on Sunday just to be different She’s a super king kamayamaya BITCH! MR. HANKEY Golly, that isn’t very nice! I’d sure like to teach him a lesson! Kyle reaches for Hankey, but Hankey slips through his hands, leaps off the desk and hurls himself at Cartman. CARTMAN Have you ever met my friend Kyle’s mom She’s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world, She’s a mean ol’ bitch and she has stupid hair, she’s a bi..bi..bi..bi bitch....She’s a stupid bitch. Kyle’s mom’s a bitch and she’s a just a dirty bitch. Kyle’s mom is a BITCH! The singing and music stops. KYLE Mr. Hankey, NO! MR. HANKEY Aah! MR. GARRISON What the... Garrison looks down at the little lifeless lump of poo on the floor. CARTMAN GROSS, KYLE!! MR. GARRISON OH MY LORD!! KYLE, DID YOU JUST THROW DOO-DOO AT ERIC?!?! Kyle is just sitting there, wide eyed, with a big brown stain on his hand. KYLE Uhh... The whole class erupts into AD LIB ‘GROSS!’s and ‘SICK’s. CARTMAN YOU SICK BASTARD! Kyle slinks in his desk as the children all point and laugh at him.