The worst pies in London (slow) WITH LYRICS AND ACTIONS | From the musical Sweeney Todd
https://cvbsounds.com / cvbsounds SIEMPRE (EP): https://spotify.link/46M63auxNDb Spotify: https://spotify.link/ncZO13pxNDb 💈|| LYRICS AND ACTIONS BELOW ||💈 A slow version of this great song from this amazing musical. I'm still working to get it to the right speed, but this could serve as a practice track as the lyrics really fly by very quickly on the original version. The worst pies in London - Stephen Sondheim Arrangment by Rich Doan - • Sondheim - The Worst Pies in London (piano... 💈 Indications: 🔵 ^ actions 🔵 *sounds* 🔵 (spoken words) 💈Lyrics: 💈 Wait, what's your rush, what's your hurry? ^ sticks the knife into the counter You gave me such a ^ wipes her hands on her apron fright I thought you was a ghost Half a minute, can't you sit? Sit you down (sit!) ^ pushes Todd onto a stool All I meant is that I haven't seen a customer for weeks Did you come here for a pie, sir? ^ Mrs. Lovett flicks dust from a pie Do forgive me if me head's a little vague (Ugh!) ^ plucks something off a pie (What is that?) Bet you'd think we had the plague ^ drops it on the floor ^ stomps on it From the way the people ^ flicks at something on the counter keep avoiding... (No, you don't) ^ smacks it with her hand ^ looks at her hand Heaven knows I try, sir (Yich!) ^ wipes it on her apron But there's no one comes in, even to inhale (Tsk!) ^ blows dust off the pie as she brings it to him Right you are, sir, would you like a drop of ale? Mind you, I can hardly blame them These are probably the worst pies in London I know why nobody cares to take them I should know, I make 'em But good? No, the worst pies in London Even that's polite The worst pies in London If you doubt it, take a bite Is that just disgusting? You have to concede it It's nothing but crusting Here drink this, you'll need it The worst pies in London And no wonder with the price of meat What it is *grunt* when you get it *grunt* Never *grunt* thought I'd live to see the day Men'd think it was a treat, finding poor *grunt* animals *grunt* What are dying in the street Mrs. Mooney has a pie shop Does her business but I noticed something weird Lately all her neighbors cats have disappeared Have to hand it to her *grunt* ^ rolls the dough what I calls *grunt* enterprise *grunt* Poppin' pussies into pies Wouldn't do in my shop ^ ^ pounds the dough Just the thought of it's enough to make you sick ^ ^ pounds the dough And I'm tellin' you them pussy cats is quick No denying times is hard, sir Even harder than the worst pies in London Only lard and nothing more Is that just revolting? All greasy and gritty It looks like it's molting And tastes like Well, pity A woman alone With limited wind And the worst pies in London Ah, sir Times is hard Times is hard #sweeneytodd #muscial #broadway #sondheim #piano #theworstpiesinlondon #helenabonhamcarter

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