Augustus Gloop Did Nothing Wrong - Willy Wonka

Retro abandons any ounce of artistic integrity to review Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. You can tell a video lacks any creative thought if it just so happens to be about a currently trending topic. At least this one’s short. Retro even has the entitlement to put a teaser for his next proper review at the end as if anyone would actually care. I’m sure it will be just as dreadful as this one but if that would interest you, somehow, subscribe so you don’t miss it (sorry, I’m contractually obligated to say that). Chapters 0:00 Intro 0:13 Why Augustus Is Fat 1:13 The Media Controls Our Opinions 1:54 The Other Kids Are Innocent Too 3:02 The Dark Side Of Wonka 4:18 Why Wonka (2023) Will Suck 5:29 Credits 5:46 Post Credits Scene Retro Reviews Movies is a movie review show told from the perspective of Retro, a sheltered idiot with massive personal biases. The film discourse also doubles as a jumping off point for a loosely related subplot.