Augustus Gloop Did Nothing Wrong - Willy Wonka
Retro abandons any ounce of artistic integrity to review Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. You can tell a video lacks any creative thought if it just so happens to be about a currently trending topic. At least this one’s short. Retro even has the entitlement to put a teaser for his next proper review at the end as if anyone would actually care. I’m sure it will be just as dreadful as this one but if that would interest you, somehow, subscribe so you don’t miss it (sorry, I’m contractually obligated to say that). Chapters 0:00 Intro 0:13 Why Augustus Is Fat 1:13 The Media Controls Our Opinions 1:54 The Other Kids Are Innocent Too 3:02 The Dark Side Of Wonka 4:18 Why Wonka (2023) Will Suck 5:29 Credits 5:46 Post Credits Scene Retro Reviews Movies is a movie review show told from the perspective of Retro, a sheltered idiot with massive personal biases. The film discourse also doubles as a jumping off point for a loosely related subplot.

Why GRANDPA JOE Is The Real VILLAIN In Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory

Why SNOWPIERCER is a sequel to WILLY WONKA AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY:

The Anti-Cruelty Game That Backfired Spectacularly | Whiplash

Tom Felton Never Really Left Hogwarts

Why Do Predators Ignore Sleeping Humans?

The True Story Behind the Little Mermaid VHS Scandal

Modern Horrible Histories Must Be Cancelled NOW!

How Misogyny Ruined Sitcoms

Ranking the WORST fanbases

when an audition changed cinema forever

Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971): 25 SECRETS You Didn't Know!

Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory Characters: Good to Evil 🎟️

The VERY Messed Up Origins of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Tim Curry Breaks Down His Most Iconic Roles

How The Incredibles Solved The Super Suit Problem

WONKA: The EVIL Oompa Loompa Theory

What If Horror Mascots Were Period Accurate?

Willy Wonka and his sarcastic one liners

Everything Idiocracy Predicted That Came True

